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[dascoot]

K. Then we go to Denny's, yes?

 

[sketchyrx]

Can I get free refills?

 

[dascoot]

You absotootly can, punkin.

 

[sketchyrx]

I'll bring my own 2L of Diet Coke with Lime and they can use that for my refills. I know they don't serve it.

 

[dascoot]

I wanted a Coke with Lime this one time but there weren't any at the Shitgo, so I bought a regular Coke and went home and squirted some lime juice into it. And it fizzed up like a bastard, man. Went everywhere, my dogs had a foam party.

 

[sketchyrx]

Originally posted by dascoot@Aug 10 2006, 11:36 PM
I wanted a Coke with Lime this one time but there weren't any at the Shitgo, so I bought a regular Coke and went home and squirted some lime juice into it. And it fizzed up like a bastard, man. Went everywhere, my dogs had a foam party.

Like Corona and lemon. I can't drink Coke anymore. I think I've completely eroded the lining of my stomach. Ugh...

 

[dascoot]

My husband drinks about 6 Cherry Cokes a day, I don't know how he's still alive.

Skinny as a motherfucker too. <_<

 

[sketchyrx]

Originally posted by dascoot@Aug 10 2006, 11:49 PM
My husband drinks about 6 Cherry Cokes a day, I don't know how he's still alive.

Skinny as a motherfucker too. <_<

That shit will catch up to him sooner than later. I'm guessing he smokes too?

 

[dascoot]

Yessum, and I'm the one that gets cancer, go figure that out.

 

[sketchyrx]

*brain crashes - does not compute*

I hope he babied you while you were recuperating.

 

[dascoot]

:mellow:

He went out and picked up some Arby's for dinner while I was in a codeine coma.

 

[sketchyrx]

Newp that doesn't pass the test. Picking up Arby's does not rate on the "Taking Care of My Wife While She is Sick" Scale. No flowers? Did he take the dogs for walks? Did he clean and do laundry? I'm just imagining him playing WoW all day while you're in your coma.

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by sketchyrx@Aug 11 2006, 03:19 AM
No flowers? Did he take the dogs for walks? Did he clean and do laundry?

Hahahah. Do guys do that shit? :lol:

I mean he took the girl dog for a walk, but he always does because she'll only poop for him. She's daddy's spoiled little princess. <_<

 

[sketchyrx]

Don't tell me that romance is dead. I woulda made him do it. It's called nagging.

 

[dascoot]

I see your Nagging and raise you a Selective Hearing.

 

[sketchyrx]

And I see your Selective Hearing and raise you Not Putting Out Until....

 

[dascoot]

Call.

And I win because he's the one Not Putting Out. So wait.. actually I lose.

 

[Scythe]

Originally posted by dascoot+Aug 11 2006, 09:22 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (dascoot @ Aug 11 2006, 09:22 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-sketchyrx@Aug 11 2006, 03:19 AM
No flowers? Did he take the dogs for walks? Did he clean and do laundry?

Hahahah. Do guys do that shit? :lol: [/b][/quote]
they should

 

[sketchyrx]

Originally posted by Scythe+Aug 11 2006, 02:34 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Scythe @ Aug 11 2006, 02:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by dascoot@Aug 11 2006, 09:22 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-sketchyrx

@Aug 11 2006, 03:19 AM
No flowers? Did he take the dogs for walks? Did he clean and do laundry?

Hahahah. Do guys do that shit? :lol:

they should [/b][/quote]
Thank you. You're now my new crush Ken. :wub:

 

[dascoot]

He won't believe you.