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[dascoot]

I think maybe some cyanide. Or Liquid Plumr.

 

[Scythe]

didnt work

kinda tastes like almonds though

 

[a_iver]

almonds mmmmm

 

[sketchyrx]

This is joke but I like where we're at with this thread...so here goes.

The Pharmacist

A nice, calm and respectable woman went into a pharmacy, looked the pharmacist straight into his eyes and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The woman replied, "I need to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord, have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen! No! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The woman reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "Well, now, tha's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

(I think this joke originated in the South judging by word choice. )

 

[dascoot]

:lol: Y'all don't say "Lord have mercy!" ?

 

[sketchyrx]

If I ever post that ANYWHERE please shoot me.

 

[dascoot]

I say lord have mercy.

 

[sketchyrx]

You live in the South. Can't hold that against you.

 

[Scythe]

interesting...

 

[sketchyrx]

http://www.thenewstribune.com/24hour/weird...-12335923c.html

 

[Scythe]

Happy 25th birthday, computer

 

[sketchyrx]

Originally posted by Scythe@Aug 17 2006, 02:27 AM
Happy 25th birthday, computer

Love the Beeb!










bbc news that is.

 

[leone]

Arg :lol:

 

[dascoot]

Oh gawwwd these people are turning Pirate Cool into Pirate Lame Cosplay Dork.

 

[leone]

Let's pillage their stuff.

 

[Bloodlessr]

Originally posted by dascoot@Aug 22 2006, 12:04 PM
Oh gawwwd these people are turning Pirate Cool into Pirate Lame Cosplay Dork.

They aren't true pirates.

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by leone@Aug 22 2006, 05:24 PM
Let's pillage their stuff.

:lol: :lol: Yeah man, real pirates don't buy their stupid little outfits in some costume store, they beat up fake pirates and steal THEIRS.

 

[sickboy]

would you consider that guy from dodgeball to be a cool pirate or a lame pirate?

 

[dascoot]

I never watched it because it looked stupid, so I guess by proxy he would be a lame pirate.

 

[a_iver]

death!..... by snoo snoo!