How is the Weather in your Area?

[Scythe]

Originally posted by leone@Jun 18 2006, 06:08 PM
After going to sleep around 4, I woke up at 5:30. Did you know that it's light outside at 5:30? cuz I sure as hell didn't! :blink:

i dont go outside i live behind my computer

 

[leone]

Huh, so you beam yourself to school? Awesome!

 

[Scythe]

Originally posted by leone@Jun 18 2006, 06:29 PM
Huh, so you beam yourself to school? Awesome!

it requires much training yes

the teleport spell isnt that great though theres a 99.97 % chance of death but meh

 

[leone]

Lemme guess, in the other .03% you reappear with your head attached to the body of a small mammal. :lol:

 

[Scythe]

Originally posted by leone@Jun 18 2006, 06:44 PM
Lemme guess, in the other .03% you reappear with your head attached to the body of a small mammal. :lol:

no the other 3% is devided into 2 possibilities

0.403% chance that it works perfectly

2.597% chance that you arrive at the location but a bit too high resulting in a surprising drop and a sudden stop

 

[leone]

And apparently there's a 100% chance that the decimal point gets moved two places.

 

[Scythe]

Originally posted by leone@Jun 18 2006, 06:49 PM
And apparently there's a 100% chance that the decimal point gets moved two places.

hey magic cant be explained it works in mysterious ways

 

[leone]

Magic can't do math. h34r:

 

[Scythe]

Originally posted by leone@Jun 18 2006, 06:59 PM
Magic can't do math. h34r:

magic is beyong feeble mathematics!!!!

 

[leone]

It's okay, tell magic that linear equations aren't for everyone.

 

[Scythe]

Originally posted by leone@Jun 18 2006, 07:09 PM
It's okay, tell magic that linear equations aren't for everyone.

i did but i got no reply

 

[leone]

Let's just take anything sharp out of magic's reach, you know, just in case.

 

[Scythe]

indeed

you are wise to see as such

 

[dascoot]

:lol: :lol: Youse guys are some funny bitches.


I knew it was light at 5:30! Well it's like that faint blue light, it doesn't start getting light enough to see til about 6 here. And trust me I hear alllllll about it:

"It's not time to wake up yet, it's still dark out!"

"Look at the clock hon, it's 6 am."

"That clock lies and so do you! You come back in the morning!"

"Honey I need to change your diaper and your sheets, you don't wanna lay in your own pee do you? Come on hop up in your wheelchair."

"I'M GONNA CALL MY BROTHER ON YOU! HE'S IN THE ARMY AND HE'S GONNA COME SHOOT YOU WITH HIS DERRINGER AND KILL YOU LIKE HE KILLED THAT WOMAN THAT SCRATCHED MY ARM!!!"

^ Every morning, EVERY. DAMN. MORNING. I've yet to be killed by her brother's Derringer.

 

[leone]

Originally posted by dascoot@Jun 18 2006, 06:17 PM
"Look at the clock hon, it's 6 am."

"That clock lies and so do you!"

^ :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah, the Army uses derringers, wink wink.

 

[dascoot]

:lol: Right? I think he mighta been in Capone's army. h34r:

 

[Caren H]

you avatar isn't showing leone...

 

[dascoot]

It's my weekend with him.

 

[leone]

Originally posted by dascoot@Jun 18 2006, 07:06 PM
:lol: Right? I think he mighta been in Capone's army. h34r:

:blink: Does he use '20's slang? h34r:

 

[dascoot]

:lol: :lol: Never met him, but his sister's one tough cookie.