Hello My Children

[SiDe]

for straws!

 

[dascoot]

Damn it man! It ain't that big!

 

[SiDe]

oops. sorry.

I should probably have let GOD answer that..


Sorry GOD, please don't smite and/or curse me so that I will never win a Super Bowl.


By the way, are you the Christian God, or the non-specific agnostic God? Or someone completely different?

 

[dascoot]

:lol: Non-specific agnostic God..

Yeah, and do you like butter tarts?

 

[SiDe]

what's a butter tart? is it like a pop-tart?

 

[dascoot]

Iunno, maybe, but eew @ that flavor combination.

 

[GOD]

Originally posted by 4swrds@Nov 1 2005, 07:28 PM
GOD important question.....



Do you like Marbles? :huh:

I suppose.

 

[GOD]

Originally posted by dascoot@Nov 2 2005, 01:02 AM
Oooh yeah. So God, why did you give me this damn gap in my teeth?

If I gave everyone perfect teeth Orthodontists would be out of a job.

 

[dascoot]

Then why did you make it a problem that an orthodontist can't fix?

 

[GOD]

Originally posted by SiDe@Nov 2 2005, 01:22 AM
oops. sorry.

I should probably have let GOD answer that..


Sorry GOD, please don't smite and/or curse me so that I will never win a Super Bowl.


By the way, are you the Christian God, or the non-specific agnostic God? Or someone completely different?

Christian obviously, haven't you been reading?

 

[GOD]

Originally posted by dascoot@Nov 3 2005, 07:51 PM
Then why did you make it a problem that an orthodontist can't fix?

They can't fix a gap inbetween yout teeth?

 

[dascoot]

If you're GOD then you should KNOW that, shit.

 

[GOD]

Well, I'm pretty sure they can with braces. Maybe you should see a different Orthodontist.

 

[Bloodlessr]

I have to agree with God on this one. I did had a substantial gap between my teeth when I was young and then I got braces and it was fixed.

 

[dascoot]

Well guess what? It's not fixable.

 

[SiDe]

You sure you just don't have a crappy orthodontist? This is GOD here after all...

 

[dascoot]

My teeth aren't crooked, just gapped. I can get braces for a few years, then wear a retainer for the rest of my life.. but I'm pushin 30 and that would just plain look ridiculous.

 

[dascoot]

God, am I going to hell for loving this shirt?

 

[leone]

:lol: Meh. If you are, I'll see you there!

 

[Sir_Garland]

I like the deal at the bottom of the main t-shirt page:

For a limited time only, we are offering a one dollar off coupon in exchange for your soul. Now, I know what your are thinking... This sounds too good to be true. And well, it is a pretty sweet deal.