Hello My Children

[4swrds]

Hey! this forum actually allows you to talk to god?? coo


GOD.... whats the meaning of life...? :huh:

 

[dascoot]

42.



I used to have a crush on Optimus Prime.

 

[4swrds]

I wish I was optimus prime, ......every like Optimus prime

 

[leone]

Originally posted by dascoot@Oct 30 2005, 05:09 PM
42.

. o O (Teehee!)

 

[dascoot]

. o O naughty

 

[leone]

:angel:

. o O devil

 

[dascoot]

God, should monkeys be utilized more as food or entertainment?

 

[leone]

Why not both...

..at the same time? h34r:

 

[dascoot]

:lol:

Yes yes.. we'll get them drunk first, because it's funny, and also because they need to marinate. :devil:

 

[leone]

:lol: Should I get the BBQ fire going?

 

[dascoot]

Mmmm yes.. throw some mesquite on there too..

What should we do with the pelt? Need a hat?

 

[leone]

Ooh! Maybe a scarf!

 

[dascoot]

Ooh let's leave the head on for the hat and use the arms as a scarf, and the tail is your belt!

 

[leone]

Free belt! :woo:

 

[dascoot]

:lol: :lol: Yeah but like what can we use the legs for? I was thinking we could outfit em with carabiners for like mountain climbing, should you and your moneywear suddenly find yourselves stranded in the Andes..

 

[dascoot]

*monkeywear

 

[leone]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[SiDe]

But you have to have a monkey knife fight first to soften up the meat before cooking. Ideally get them drunk, and then have a drunken monkey knife fight. Then, after the monkey knife fight, you roast them slowly over an open fire and use their own knives from the monkey knife fight to carve them..

mm-mm. Finger-lickin' good.


also, it's fun to say monkey knife fight

 

[dascoot]

:lol: :lol: :lol: It sounds like a new age band.

 

[GOD]

Originally posted by dascoot@Oct 30 2005, 04:36 PM
God, should monkeys be utilized more as food or entertainment?

Neither.