Hello My Children

[GOD]

Originally posted by 4swrds@Oct 30 2005, 01:57 PM
Hey! this forum actually allows you to talk to god?? coo


GOD.... whats the meaning of life...? :huh:

Its a suprise. Wait until the rapture you'll see.

 

[SiDe]

Then how should they be utilised?

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by SiDe@Nov 1 2005, 05:49 PM
Then how should they be utilised?

Yeah seriously, what's with the crap nondescript answer there, Padre?

 

[GOD]

Fine, I had a secret plan for monkeys until that darn Planet of the Apes movie came out. So, I had to scrap that idea and just keep them on Earth. So I never really had a specific purpose for them but you humans can do what you want with them. Well, not whatever you want, beastiality is a sin.

 

[Bloodlessr]

Interesting.

 

[dascoot]

Screwing monkeys makes the baby Jesus cry.

 

[Bloodlessr]

It makes adult Jesus puke.

 

[4swrds]

what about teen jesus?......... :huh:

 

[dascoot]

He just smokes some weed and laughs.

 

[Bloodlessr]

Tampa lost to San Fran and their 3rd string QB. Are you pissed?

 

[dascoot]

YES! Stupid friggin.. but we're still tied for first.

 

[Bloodlessr]

Yeah, that game was a fluke. Broncos beating up on the Eagles was sweet. Here in MN Daunte Culpepper tore his ACL, MCL and PCL, I'm super excited becuse Brad Johnson is gonna start now and he is way better than Daunte plus he has a super bowl ring with your favorite team, Tampa.

 

[dascoot]

Yeah but he sucks. So good luck with that.

Daunte went to my school. I saw him around campus a few times..

 

[Bloodlessr]

How dare you, Brad won you guys a super bowl. h34r:

Plus, have you seen Daunte's stats this year? He is like the worst QB in the league.

 

[GOD]

I cursed the Minnesota Vikings long ago, they will never win a Super Bowl.

 

[dascoot]

Haaaaa God hates Brad too!

 

[Bloodlessr]

CRAP!

 

[4swrds]

GOD important question.....



Do you like Marbles? :huh:

 

[SiDe]

Originally posted by GOD@Nov 2 2005, 12:27 PM
I cursed the Minnesota Vikings long ago, they will never win a Super Bowl.

hahahahaha :lol:

I think we need to start an "Ask GOD" thread
It'll be like the "Ask Ravi" thread, except with bigger questions...

 

[dascoot]

Oooh yeah. So God, why did you give me this damn gap in my teeth?