College Football Anyone?

And could someone please tell me what I'm doing wrong? I keep winding up on complete strangers' buddy lists. Look at the convo I just now had:

Ibbrooks55: who dis
Ibbrooks55: DAScoot?
dascoot78: who is this?
Ibbrooks55: u were on that buddy list of mine
dascoot78: apparently that keeps happening
Ibbrooks55: oh sarcasm is my favorite too
dascoot78: what
Ibbrooks55: this is my bud's sn he had your name under 'hoes i hit'
Ibbrooks55: you know Jake Johnson?
dascoot78: no i do not
dascoot78: tell him if he hit it, it wasn't impressive enough for me to remember it
Ibbrooks55: yea you must have been drunk if you let him in
dascoot78: uh yeah i don't even know who you're talking about
dascoot78: where are you?
Ibbrooks55: damn i dont know i woke up here with a killer hangover
Ibbrooks55: and i smell pancakes
dascoot78: right-o then, go have yerself some pancakes and remove me from the list then
Ibbrooks55: how old are you just wonderin
dascoot78: and by the way, i meant what state are you in, not which room
Ibbrooks55: cuz im assumin this is a girl
dascoot78: you assume correctly
dascoot78: though you'd be one of the first
dascoot78: no? ok then enjoy the pancakes
 
Whoa, what in the world???? I know you ended up on mine, but at least I knew who you were!!! Maybe check your IM settings? No idea. Maybe whoever this Jake kid is is a member here too, but his "friend" or whoever that weirdo was doesn't know it. I hope you don't have a stalker... :ph34r:
 
All girls need at least one stalker.

Not the bad icky violent kind though. God I hope I don't get some freakadoo watching me sleep tonight because I said that..
 
Hmm.. *scratching chin*

Naw he'd just say something like "Hey you were on my buddy list under Fat Bitches."
 
*pinches yer cheek*

Brandon here is an example of a true gentlemen, people. I just love him to itty bitty bits and pieces.
 
Way to go Brandon!

(Random: I'm eating a Dove miniature ice cream bar....OMG, it's heaven... :P )
 
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