SOMEONE MAKE A NEW TOPIC!!

[dascoot]

What if it was your own girlfriend/wife, Kenneth?

 

[Enyone]

Shit I'll give my man lap dances anytime!!

 

[dascoot]

:naughty:

 

[ALDR123456789N]

Originally posted by Enyone@Aug 14 2005, 09:12 PM
Shit I'll give my man lap dances anytime!!

spread the wurd

 

[Enyone]

-_-

 

[dascoot]

They don't listen to us.

 

[ALDR123456789N]

who doesn't?

 

[dascoot]

The people that we've instructed to give lapdances.

 

[a_iver]

Originally posted by dascoot@Aug 14 2005, 02:01 PM
*shrug* I'm open minded, I know how guys are.

Sorry Anthony, I mean most guys.

He knows he can go if he wants to, he just doesn't want to. Though I really can't blame him, any strippers from around here prolly have Confederate flag tattoos on their asses and 4 teeth.

Ohhhh pshhh it's ok

 

[dascoot]

 

[Enyone]

I want to go to Vegas

 

[dascoot]

And wear booby tassels and a 20 lb hat made of fruit?

 

[Enyone]

.......... You can do that while I buy like ten hookers and hand them out to bums

But if you want Melissa we can get married? you can be elvis :naughty:

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by Enyone@Aug 15 2005, 01:06 AM
.......... You can do that while I buy like ten hookers and hand them out to bums

But if you want Melissa we can get married? you can be elvis :naughty:

:lol: Bums..

Elvis huh? You calling me fat and hairy?

That's so cliche, I wanna do something different like.. get married while on fire or sumsing.

 

[Enyone]

:lol: :lol: ON FIRE?!!!! That was hot! I love it

OMG that was really funny. I think my ghosties are laughing h34r:

Ok I'll be Shelvis

 

[manintights89]

is that like shellfish + Elvis

that is a tasty kind of elvis

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by manintights89@Aug 15 2005, 01:22 AM
is that like shellfish + Elvis

that is a tasty kind of elvis

Shelvis is for people who are allergic to shellfish so they can blow up and get fat just like Elvis, sorta like Violet Beauregard and her blueberry.

 

[manintights89]

dirty little gum chewing be-hotch

 

[Enyone]

No no Shelvis is a bonified version of elvis.. with tis, and ass, hourglass figure, long straigh sleek hair that meets her hips. Shelvis is the one ....

 

[ALDR123456789N]

i want a wicked wedding, like a secret one...just like in braveheart