waaaaaaaa no one loves me

[dascoot]

Originally posted by Enyone@Oct 10 2005, 11:14 PM
What's your definition of dirty baby. What do you consider pornography. Dont you know i love ya till it hurts me baby. Don't you think it's time you had sex with me. What's your definition of dirty baby. What do you call pornography. Don't you know i love ya till it hurts me baby. Don't you think it's time you had sex with me

There's girls you can trust, and boys that you don't. <_<

 

[Enyone]

I swear I won't tease you, won't tell you no lies. I don't need no bible, just look in my eyes..

 

[a_iver]

Nuh uh ^_^

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by Enyone@Oct 10 2005, 11:29 PM
I swear I won't tease you, won't tell you no lies. I don't need no bible, just look in my eyes..

I've waited so long baby, now that we're friends.. every girl's got her patience and here's where mine ends.

 

[Enyone]

Sex is natural sex is good, not everbody does it, but everybody should. Sex is natural, sex is fun. Sex is best when it's one on one

:lol: Andy's theme song

 

[Bloodlessr]

The end of that song should be "and then you get an STD."

 

[cultclassic]

and then a shot of penicillin.... :lol:

 

[dascoot]

My husband has an uncle who's name is.. something, I forget his name, but it ain't Richard and for some reason he goes by Dick. Anyway whenever he sees a pretty girl he informs us that she needs a shot of Dr. Dick's Penis-illin.

*crackin up* It still makes me laugh. :leela:

 

[a_iver]

:lol:

 

[Bloodlessr]

Originally posted by dascoot@Oct 11 2005, 05:17 PM
My husband has an uncle who's name is.. something, I forget his name, but it ain't Richard and for some reason he goes by Dick. Anyway whenever he sees a pretty girl he informs us that she needs a shot of Dr. Dick's Penis-illin.

*crackin up* It still makes me laugh. :leela:

What a dirty old man. :lol:

 

[dascoot]

Yeah he pretty much kicks 18 asses.

 

[Bloodlessr]

It reminds me of a comedian I saw, I cant remember who but he was talking about one of his creepy co-workers at a restaurant he worked at. The guy was always eating those little packet of crackers and when an attractive young lady would come in he would say, "crackers and pussy, thats all I need." :lol:

 

[dascoot]

:lol: :lol: I mark for pervs.

 

[Bloodlessr]

I remember the comedian but I cant spell his name right, he's a local guy and flippin hilarious.

He works at Bubba Gump Shrimp on the Mall of America and he has a list of everyone who tipped poorly. :lol:

 

[dascoot]

No way, there's really a Bubba Gump Shrimp?? That's so awesome. :lol:

 

[Magilune]

Yeah, and it's good eats!

 

[Bloodlessr]

If anyone ever goes there ask if Chell is working. Thats not how you spell his name but that is how it is pronounced.

 

[a_iver]

Hello all

 

[leone]

Hello Anthony

 

[a_iver]

Howdyyyy