Steven Seagal

[kristykat182]

Originally posted by Bloodlessr@Jan 10 2006, 01:25 AM
That his trademark though, he would lose money along with the weight he could lose.

He was on celebrity fit club season one

 

[leone]

Originally posted by dascoot@Jan 10 2006, 01:32 AM
:mellow: *cocks rifle* Leone? Will you be joining me in the clocktower?

Yes :mellow: and I'll get the darts that'll inject fat into her skinny ass.

 

[dascoot]

:lol:

No no just bring the tranqs, I was hoping to hook up some kind of siphoning device to pump it directly from my ass to hers.

 

[leone]

:lol: *gets the SiphonAss (patent pending)*

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by leone@Jan 10 2006, 03:04 AM
:lol: *gets the SiphonAss (patent pending)*

:lol: :lol: :lol: :heart: it.

 

[goodasgold]

It's time to get this topic back to where it belongs......

Here's a quote from The Steven "When I walk into a room some people see a dog, some people see a cow. I am all of what they see. It is their perception."

So what do you see when you look at Steven Seagal?

I see a Liger...half lion and half tiger.

 

[Sir_Garland]

It's gotta be like my favorite animal.

 

[goodasgold]

Originally posted by Sir_Garland@Apr 26 2006, 09:20 AM
It's gotta be like my favorite animal.

Yea, Steven Seagal is my favorite animal too.....

*begins to run in a mischievous manner*

 

[Sir_Garland]

:lol:

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by goodasgold@Apr 26 2006, 12:25 PM
*begins to run in a mischievous manner*

:lol: What the fuck?

When I look at Steven Seagal I see a fat squinty tool.

 

[Sir_Garland]

Originally posted by dascoot+Apr 26 2006, 06:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (dascoot @ Apr 26 2006, 06:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-goodasgold@Apr 26 2006, 12:25 PM
*begins to run in a mischievous manner*

:lol: What the fuck?

When I look at Steven Seagal I see a fat squinty tool. [/b][/quote]
Me too!!

 

[Bloodlessr]

Come on Seagal's family/wife/lover has died like a hundred times, give him a break.

 

[goodasgold]

For good times click here

I've never seen this commercial before, but mayhaps some of you already did.

 

[sickboy]

i can honestly say that i have never watched a steven seagal movie.

 

[Scythe]

Originally posted by goodasgold@Jan 10 2007, 01:16 AM
For good times click here

I've never seen this commercial before, but mayhaps some of you already did.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[givemfitz]

Pretty much ran constantly in the U.S. Very funny though.

 

[goodasgold]

I suspected most people have seen this commercial before.

And to sickboy, some may say you are one of the luckiest people on earth for not seeing Seagle's movies....others may say you are missing out on some good laughs. I happen to fall in the latter category.

His straight to video movies are especially funny.

 

[Scythe]

:lol: I remember we rented a movie of his once, his face covering half the cover, his name almost all the rest.

He died after 10 minutes :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[goodasgold]

He died in the first ten minutes? :lol:

Do you remember which movie that was?

 

[givemfitz]

Yeah. He never.....................Air Force One?