Steven Seagal

[dascoot]

Guys, show of hands. You can see naked booby or peek of flesh in bra. Go.

 

[Bloodlessr]

I suppose but once you've seen so much you get bored.

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by Bloodlessr@Jan 7 2006, 03:15 AM
I suppose but once you've seen so much you get bored.

Dr. Cox would SO take away your man card.

 

[Bloodlessr]

I haven't seen enough, I'm talking about superman. Having the ability to see any chick naked would be sweet for like at least 20 or 30 years but after that it might get old thats all.

 

[dascoot]

OK Shirley.

 

[Bloodlessr]

and don't call me Shirley.

 

[dascoot]

Garret, do you like movies about gladiators?

 

[Bloodlessr]

Depends on the amount of killing. The more killing the better.

 

[dascoot]

Garret, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

 

[Bloodlessr]

Just once, for pooping on their leader's head and then shaving everyones beards off.

 

[dascoot]

Garret, you ever seen a grown man naked?

 

[Bloodlessr]

In person?

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by Bloodlessr@Jan 7 2006, 03:44 AM
In person?

Porn doesn't count, and you coulda just said yourself. But I'm quoting a movie at you anyway, I'm not like writing a gay Penthouse letter and signing your name or nothin. :shifty:

 

[Bloodlessr]

No, not in person then. Most porn sucks, its all man ass and balls, I dont need a closeup of that shit, focus on the babe, you assholes.

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by Bloodlessr@Jan 7 2006, 03:51 AM
No, not in person then. Most porn sucks, its all man ass and balls, I dont need a closeup of that shit, focus on the babe, you assholes.

I think you're watching the wrong kinda porn.

 

[Bloodlessr]

Or maybe you are!!! I don't like super close vag shots either though, fucking hatchet wound.

 

[dascoot]

Yeah spread eagle jackhammering takes all the beauty out of the practice.

 

[Bloodlessr]

Exactly.

 

[michelle]

:blink:

 

[Bloodlessr]

It was a heart to heart convo.