OKAY, SO, GET THIS!
I'm upstairs in the ol' Math Hall, and I was parched. I needed a beverage! So, I reached into the depths of my pocket, pulled out my loose change, and determined that I had exactly ONE DOLLAR in change. Enough for one 20 OZ bottle of Dasani Water.
So I go to the Dasani vending machine, put all of my change in, and the fucking piece of shit tells me I only put in 90 cents. "Excuse me, Mr. Machine," said I, "I believe you're mistaken. I put one dollar in." However, the machine insisted that I only put 90 cents in.
I, having only one minute until class, decided not to argue with the machine, so I pressed the button to get my money back.
Mr. Machine decided to only give me 75 cents back.
So, the fucking whore lied to me, and stole from me! FUCK YOU, MACHINE!
Oh, and what in the hell is this? It was on CNN.
I'm upstairs in the ol' Math Hall, and I was parched. I needed a beverage! So, I reached into the depths of my pocket, pulled out my loose change, and determined that I had exactly ONE DOLLAR in change. Enough for one 20 OZ bottle of Dasani Water.
So I go to the Dasani vending machine, put all of my change in, and the fucking piece of shit tells me I only put in 90 cents. "Excuse me, Mr. Machine," said I, "I believe you're mistaken. I put one dollar in." However, the machine insisted that I only put 90 cents in.
I, having only one minute until class, decided not to argue with the machine, so I pressed the button to get my money back.
Mr. Machine decided to only give me 75 cents back.
So, the fucking whore lied to me, and stole from me! FUCK YOU, MACHINE!
Oh, and what in the hell is this? It was on CNN.
