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[leone]

RANCH!

 

[Enyone]

*aims bazooka at Leone*

 

[givemfitz]

God It's scarey when I think of how close I came to a military career.

 

[Enyone]

<_< YOU ARE MILITARY!

 

[dascoot]

Nuh uh, he's The Blower Upper Of Shit.

 

[leone]

:lol:

 

[givemfitz]

Originally posted by Enyone@Aug 24 2005, 05:03 PM
<_< YOU ARE MILITARY!

Nope. But I do work with some of them. Or did. <_<

 

[ledzepgrl]

What a Way to Go :huh:

 

[Sir_Garland]

Originally posted by ledzepgrl@Aug 25 2005, 09:56 AM
What a Way to Go :huh:

Aww, that's so sad.

 

[Sir_Garland]

Originally posted by givemfitz+Aug 24 2005, 07:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (givemfitz @ Aug 24 2005, 07:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Enyone@Aug 24 2005, 05:03 PM
<_< YOU ARE MILITARY!

Nope. But I do work with some of them. Or did. <_< [/b][/quote]
In the CIA right?

 

[givemfitz]

No

 

[Sir_Garland]

Suuure.

 

[leone]

Come on, we all know he works at Chuck E. Cheese.

 

[Sir_Garland]

Omg, are you Chucky?? *peeks into Fitz's closet to see a gigantic mouse head*

 

[givemfitz]

I've peeled potatos in a soup kitchen. I've been a shoe stretcher bearer on an orthopedic ambulance during Nike/New Balance conflict. I've run guns in Bolivia, illegal drugs across the Bering Sea, and prostitutes in Boise.
With no formal medical training whatsoever I once simultaneously, on three different survivors, performed open heart surgery, a tracheotomy, and delivered a baby at the site of a train wreck using only a swiss army knife and some fishing line. My only guide being the "Drama In Real Life" stories in some Readers Digests which were strewn about the scene. All four of them are alive and well to this day and I recieve both birthday and Christmas cards from each of them every year.
I own an armadillo ranch in Texas, a gerbel farm in San Francisco and a whore house just outside The Vatican.
I can often be found supervising the training of my prize racing tortoises or merely dabbling in the kitchen in preparation for the Betty Crocker bake off.
My enemies call me many things and my friends often call me a saint but I have never...........EVER..........been called a spy by any of them.

I can't even spell CIA. B)

 

[leone]

:lol: Hugh? Hugh Gallagher is that you?

 

[Sir_Garland]

:lol:

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by givemfitz@Aug 25 2005, 12:11 PM
but I have never...........EVER..........been called a spy by any of them.

That just makes you a really really good spy.

 

[Sir_Garland]

Hope Fitz and Michelle still have power.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,166950,00.html

 

[Sir_Garland]

And now we hear from Lance.