Jffodom's Simple-Yet-Elegant Joke Thread

[Bloodlessr]

:lol:

 

[ledzepgrl]

Originally posted by dascoot@Mar 15 2007, 05:02 PM
I met him in real life and he has blonde eyelashes, gross.

:lol: :lol:

 

[jffodom]

h34r:
Good, Funny, Hillarious joke coming soon.........

After all, this thread does bare my name....

h34r:

 

[Scythe]

Originally posted by jffodom@Mar 16 2007, 07:55 PM
h34r:
Good, Funny, Hillarious joke coming soon.........

After all, this thread does bare my name....

h34r:

bear, not bare



And i'm looking forward to it. Let me steal the show: a beaver swims and hits his head. He says "Damn".


No?

 

[sickboy]

i'm not sure if i said this joke before, but it's a joke that my nephew came up with.
okay, here it goes.
what do you call an angry italian automobile that uses a lot of fuel?
a madagascar.
i think that's how he said it, i'm not sure.
it was a while ago when he told me.
sorry.

 

[dascoot]

:lol: @ both of those.

And it's also "hilarious".

 

[sickboy]

i was helping this lady with happy feet today and her daughter asked if i would like to hear a knock knock joke, so i said sure.
so the little girl tells me, "knock knock"
me - "who's there?"
the little girl - "little old lady"
me - "little old lady who?"
the little girl says as she starts to giggle, "i didn't know you could yodel?"

 

[Scythe]

Originally posted by sickboy@Mar 27 2007, 11:48 PM
i was helping this lady with happy feet today and her daughter asked if i would like to hear a knock knock joke, so i said sure.
so the little girl tells me, "knock knock"
me - "who's there?"
the little girl - "little old lady"
me - "little old lady who?"
the little girl says as she starts to giggle, "i didn't know you could yodel?"

:lol: :lol: