Teachers teach a unit on Intelligent Design
This is how it might happen:
Teacher: Students, for the next 10 days you will learn about Intelligent Design. Intelligent Design is the theory that in the beginning, a higher being created human beings. This is accepted because we are so complex that some higher form must have created us.
Teacher: Any questions?
Teacher(Talks to self): Oh f**k, what do I teach now?
Teacher: Who wants to learn how to hotwire a car!
Class: Yay!!
This shows that teaching intelligent design will lead to increased car jackings.
That was the joke.
Heres the fact:
Intelligent Design is clearly based on creationism
Creationism is religious
Separation of Church and State anybody?
Anyone ever heard of Occam's Razor(
Wikipedia). Basically it states "Given two equally predictive theories, choose the simpler." So tell me what is simpler:
Some higher being created humans and concealed his identity so the whole earth debates if he exsists or not
Or
Humans evolved from single celled organisms and became more complex over millions and millions of years.
You tell me