Hi my name is Ballz Ballz Mahoney

[andy]

Originally posted by dascoot@Aug 2 2006, 09:35 PM
I can tell that my story has excited you. You wait here, I'll go get you a towel.

Grab me one too. You know... just to be safe.

 

[dascoot]

Anderson are you ok?

 

[Ballz Mahoney]

idk guess what Dr. Phil is on Jay Leno tonight. Dr. Phil scares me

 

[dascoot]

Dr. Phil looks like a pumpkin but less sexy and intelligent.

Hey Anderson PM me.

 

[Ballz Mahoney]

he kinda looks like a watermelon

 

[dascoot]

He looks like a nosey-ass dick bag to me.

 

[Ballz Mahoney]

i agree

 

[dascoot]

I tell people what to do all the time, I wish someone'd pay me for it.

For instance I told my nephew earlier go to bed. He still hasn't done it but I'd say he owes me at least like, $20 or some shit.

 

[Ballz Mahoney]

im fat even though im only like 180 pounds im eating twinkies

 

[dascoot]

180 but you're like 6'3" right? Beanpole.

 

[Ballz Mahoney]

yep

 

[dascoot]

I'ma draw another cartoon about you.

 

[Ballz Mahoney]

Horray

 

[leone]

Originally posted by dascoot@Aug 3 2006, 12:23 AM
I'ma draw another cartoon about you.

*checks for updates*

:woo:

 

[dascoot]

I went like 2 weeks without posting any cause I got ran over by the Bipolar Express.

Anderson what color hair do you have?

 

[Ballz Mahoney]

brown

 

[dascoot]

Short, long? Any facial hair?

 

[Ballz Mahoney]

medium and i have a lamb chop

 

[dascoot]

:lol: :lol: Like, mutton chops? 90210 style?

 

[Ballz Mahoney]

no :lol: :lol: its a patch of hair under your chin