Did you vote in the election?

[Na_Pali_Coast_Kauai]

Sorry. But I had to take a no. 2.

 

[dascoot]

What? You dropped a deuce? In the middle of posting like that?

 

[Na_Pali_Coast_Kauai]

Whenever nature calls, Ma'am.

 

[dascoot]

And of course you sat there thinking "You know, Melissa is waiting for my insane rant, I better pinch it off. And for making her wait so long I better sprinkle in several more of those elephant butt pictures."

 

[Na_Pali_Coast_Kauai]

Originally posted by dascoot@Nov 13 2006, 01:23 AM
And do you realize I've been sitting here for like an hour waiting for you to finish posting?

When I get bored I just do this. It helps kill the time, not to mention open up the sinuses. I'd advise you to try it, but something tells me you are expert already.

 

[dascoot]

Yeah but my ass is clean, it'd just smell like body wash and skin

 

[Na_Pali_Coast_Kauai]

Originally posted by dascoot@Nov 13 2006, 01:30 AM
insane rant

Please. When I take over Na Pali, you'll be sorry. You'll be very sorry.

 

[dascoot]

But prolly not. Cause it wouldn't effect me in any way.

 

[dascoot]

You're shitting again, aren't you.

 

[Na_Pali_Coast_Kauai]

Originally posted by dascoot@Nov 13 2006, 01:35 AM
Yeah but my ass is clean, it'd just smell like body wash and skin

Sure, sure, sure. Next, you'll be telling me that your butt smells like roses.

 

[Na_Pali_Coast_Kauai]

Originally posted by dascoot@Nov 13 2006, 01:45 AM
You're shitting again, aren't you.

My dear whip wielding dominatrix, could I have some privacy please?

 

[Na_Pali_Coast_Kauai]

Originally posted by leone+Nov 12 2006, 09:00 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (leone @ Nov 12 2006, 09:00 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>:blink: I like Sparknotes. [/b]

Come to think of it, I do keep an extensive library of Sparknotes up my butt, would like like to come in and have a look?

Originally posted by dascoot@Nov 13 2006, 01:38 AM
But prolly not. Cause it wouldn't effect me in any way.

Look Borat,

It's never a good idea to dismiss, and especially piss off, great conquerors like Alexander, Hannibal, Caesar, Napoleon and of course... Scipio Na Palionus.

Just to let you know, when I become the Emperor/Supreme Allied Commander of Na Pali Forces, we fully intend to invade your precious state of Arizona. We'll back fill that pathetic hole-in-the-ground which you call the Grand Canyon. Also, my men h34r: :annoyed: :evil: & I :devil: are gonna personally turn your pristine Havasu Falls into our very own community toilette--and a giant stinking one at that. HA! When we get thru with Arizona, it'll look just like Kazakhstan. HA!

Since there's nuthin' in Arizona but steers & queers, we're gonna make all of your girly-men wear dresses. And all those butch Lady-Sovereign-type chicks wear prosthetic penises. God knows, they all have banana issues, or as my main man Freud would say: PENIS ENVY.

Have a listen to our battle cry. Note the bloody butcher knives. :devil:

<!--QuoteBegin-dascoot@Nov 13 2006, 01:38 AM
But prolly not. Cause it wouldn't effect me in any way.[/quote]

Hmm. Sounds like famous last words.

 

[leone]

Originally posted by Na_Pali_Coast_Kauai@Nov 13 2006, 12:53 PM
Come to think of it, I do keep an extensive library of Sparknotes up my butt, would like like to come in and have a look?

Now I know you'd like nothing more than having your butt probed but I'll try to restrain myself.


Wow, all this talk of butts and invasions, what would your friend Freud think about you?

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by leone@Nov 13 2006, 01:22 PM
Wow, all this talk of butts and invasions, what would your friend Freud think about you?

HAHAHAHAHAH owned! Fucking OWNED! :lol: :lol: :lol:

^5 m'lady. :naughty:

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by Na_Pali_Coast_Kauai@Nov 13 2006, 12:53 PM
When we get thru with Arizona, it'll look just like Kazakhstan.

So either this is a clever satire, or you've never been to Arizona. I mean, I haven't either but I know what it LOOKS like.

And all those butch Lady-Sovereign-type chicks wear prosthetic penises.

^ This I'm down with.

Hmm. Sounds like famous last words.

And ^ this makes you sound like Yosemite Sam. Them's fightin words, ya varmint! Except Yosemite's in California, and California'd be well under water by the time you two-man-kayaked your ass over here to defeat our mighty sovereign nation of Ninefootsaravonia, so you fail at intimidation. Mleah.

 

[leone]

Originally posted by dascoot@Nov 13 2006, 02:38 PM
California'd be well under water by the time you two-man-kayaked your ass over here to defeat our mighty sovereign nation of Ninefootsaravonia

:lol: :lol: k:

 

[Na_Pali_Coast_Kauai]

Originally posted by leone+Nov 13 2006, 10:22 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (leone @ Nov 13 2006, 10:22 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Now I know you'd like nothing more than having your butt probed but I'll try to restrain myself. [/b]

Originally posted by dascoot@Nov 13 2006, 11:33 AM

HAHAHAHAHAH owned! Fucking OWNED!  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

^5 m'lady. :naughty:

You guys do know that my mom posts here right? Ladies, please show some decorum.

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Originally posted by dascoot@Nov 13 2006, 01:30 AM
"... sprinkle in several more of those elephant butt pictures."

<!--QuoteBegin-dascoot@Nov 13 2006, 01:35 AM
Yeah but my ass is clean, it'd just smell like body wash and skin[/quote]

Come to think of it, my butt smells so good I never have a need to wash it. Would care for a sniff?

 

[dascoot]

Yeah I know your mom posts here, she told me all about it last night when I was nailin her.

 

[Na_Pali_Coast_Kauai]

^ Yeah, T-Bone showed me a pic of it.

 

[dascoot]

Dude, you just called your mom a dead elephant.