Did you vote in the election?

[dascoot]

:lol: OK. So where'd you get the Pacman?




Oh snap it's after midnight! *scampers*

 

[dascoot]

The new guy got quiet.

 

[Na_Pali_Coast_Kauai]

Originally posted by leone+Nov 11 2006, 01:53 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (leone @ Nov 11 2006, 01:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>:lol: :lol: :lol: They won't sue. :devil:[/b]

Take it easy baby, let them say what they will.
Will your tongue wag so much when I send you the bill?

----Led Zeppelin, Dazed & Confused


<!--QuoteBegin-dascoot@Nov 11 2006, 08:14 PM
I'm not that crazy about bananas really. If you don't peel em right those stringy things from the peel stick to the nanner and they taste like butt. And I hate that stupid little boogery thing at the very bottom of the banana that you gotta pop off when you remove the peel. It's ick.[/quote]

Wow, you really do have banana issues. <_<

 

[dascoot]

Hey! Welcome to the conversation 4 hours ago!

 

[AmelieMellow]

oh i got the pacman from some psychotic guy on myspace. psychotic is all the rage, didn't you know?

 

[dascoot]

I like psychotics. They're interesting.

 

[Na_Pali_Coast_Kauai]

Originally posted by dascoot@Nov 11 2006, 09:36 PM
Hey! Welcome to the conversation 4 hours ago!

Mea culpa. But, it just slipped my mind. And I always take care of business. B) Just as T-Bone. :devil:

 

[dascoot]

Hot. Jail cell butt sex is the BEST.

 

[Na_Pali_Coast_Kauai]

I always please. B)

 

[AmelieMellow]

on that beautiful note, i think i'm going to hit the sack.

ba dum bum.

haha yeah anyhoo, i'll talk to you guys laterrrrrr.

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by AmelieMellow@Nov 12 2006, 12:42 AM
on that beautiful note, i think i'm going to hit the sack.

ba dum bum.

haha yeah anyhoo, i'll talk to you guys laterrrrrr.

Night Stiffy!! Sweet pomegranate dreams.

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by Na_Pali_Coast_Kauai@Nov 12 2006, 12:42 AM
I always please. B)

What is your name?

 

[Na_Pali_Coast_Kauai]

Originally posted by dascoot@Nov 11 2006, 09:38 PM
I like psychotics. They're interesting.

Birds of a feather...

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by Na_Pali_Coast_Kauai+Nov 12 2006, 12:43 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Na_Pali_Coast_Kauai @ Nov 12 2006, 12:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-dascoot@Nov 11 2006, 09:38 PM
I like psychotics. They're interesting.

Birds of a feather... [/b][/quote]
Yeap.

 

[Na_Pali_Coast_Kauai]

Originally posted by dascoot+Nov 11 2006, 09:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (dascoot @ Nov 11 2006, 09:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
What is your name?[/b]

My name is dasboot. B) What else would it be? But, you may call me dasbooty if you'd like.

Seriously, it's Scipio, as in my hero Scipio Africanus who defeated the great Hannibal Barca in the second & final Punic War. Mind you, don't confuse him with his sissy daddy, Scipio the elder--I'm talkin' bout Scipio the younger. This is all very complicated--So PAY ATTENTION! :angry:

If you recall, Hannibal who was avenging Carthage's humiliating defeat in the first Punic war, terrorized the Romans for nearly 20 years. He was undefeated against the mighty Romans... So much so that they had to resort to guerilla warfare against him, always avoiding actual face to face battles. The Romans were terrorized by him, so much so that for centuries after his defeat, Roman mothers & nanny's would scare naughty children who refused to go to bed with the threat that "Hannibal will come and get you!" Such threats always sent the naughty little ones scurrying to bed, pronto. Heck, I'd be scared. :huh:

Anyhow, Scipio earned the august title of Scipio Africanus because he conquered Hannibal & Carthage--the African threat to Rome, once and for all. Roman conquerers were rarely given such disambiguating surnames. They were immense honors. Anyhoo, how did Scipio do it? He did it by studying Hannibal's tactics inside out. He was in effect a faithful student of his adversary: Hannibal was his teacher.

This is one of the earliest cases of a TITANIC clash between an infinite force, i.e. Hannibal, vs. an immovable object, i.e. Scipio Africanus. You see, my dear little ones, Agent L & Agent M, or is it Agents L&M?, or rather Agents S&M , in such epic match ups, the immovable object ALWAYS wins. Now why is this? Even though Scipio did not have that record of larger than life conquest which Hannibal achieved, he knew Hannibal's tactics: Hannibal, on the other hand, did not know Scipio's counter-tactics, which is why the great bulldozing conquerer lost to an upstart, indeed to his own humble student.

History repeated itself at Waterloo in the epic match up between the then heretofore undefeated Napoleon and his student--the Duke of Wellington. Or was he the Duke of Earl? Welly studied Nappy, hence, Welly kicked Nappy's ass--BIG TIME!

Believe it or not, these two examples predict grim prospects for what is going on in Iraq right now.

At any rate, I want to some day be called, Scipio Na Palionus. B'coz I gonna raise an army & conquer the great oil rich Na Pali coast. You see, little ones--and I mean you two, Agents S&M, Na Pali is now ruled by a giant Jabba The Hut like slug of a tyrant named Israel Kamakawiwo'ole. I think--no, make that I know that Na Pali needs a regime change as my buddies Dick & Rummy would say. Mind you, Israel Kamakawiwo'ole's father, namely the one & only Duke Kahanamoku, was a great man. I myself would not hesitate to bow before his greatness. But his son of a bitch of a son? No way! Sic semper tyrannis! That's my motto! :angry:

Besides, Kamawiwowowwo sings all of these sappy and thoroughly Barney like songs ad infinitum & ad nauseum. Indeed, ad rectum.


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they taste like butt.[/quote]

Afraid to ask but... How often do you eat butt?


P.S. When I finally conquer Na Pali and thus become Scipio Na Palionus, you may address me as Napoleon or even Skippy for short, although I do prefer Sir-Surfs-A-Lot. Capisci? B)

 

[leone]

:blink: I like Sparknotes.

 

[dascoot]

Shouldn't your name be like Dave, and for reasons like "My momma calls me that"?

Although this is pretty good -->

Agent L & Agent M, or is it Agents L&M?, or rather Agents S&M

Also that Duke fella's pretty hot.

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by Na_Pali_Coast_Kauai+Nov 12 2006, 08:48 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Na_Pali_Coast_Kauai @ Nov 12 2006, 08:48 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-dascoot@Nov 11 2006, 08:14 PM
they taste like butt.

Afraid to ask but... How often do you eat butt? [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol:




When I'm out of ramen.

 

[Na_Pali_Coast_Kauai]

Originally posted by leone+Nov 12 2006, 09:00 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (leone @ Nov 12 2006, 09:00 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>:blink: I like Sparknotes. [/b]

Please. You'll never find anything like this anywhere--certainly not at US CentCom :

Originally posted by Na_Pali_Coast_Kauai@Nov 12 2006, 05:48 AM
This is one of the earliest cases of a TITANIC clash between an infinite force, i.e. Hannibal, vs. an immovable object, i.e. Scipio Africanus. You see, my dear little ones, Agent L & Agent M, or is it Agents L&M?, or rather Agents S&M , in such epic match ups, the immovable object ALWAYS wins. Now why is this? Even though Scipio did not have that record of larger than life conquest which Hannibal achieved, he knew Hannibal's tactics: Hannibal, on the other hand, did not know Scipio's counter-tactics, which is why the great bulldozing conquerer lost to an upstart, indeed to his own humble student.

History repeated itself at Waterloo in the epic match up between the then heretofore undefeated Napoleon and his student--the Duke of Wellington. Or was he the Duke of Earl? Welly studied Nappy, hence, Welly kicked Nappy's ass--BIG TIME!

Believe it or not, these two examples predict grim prospects for what is going on in Iraq right now.

I've known for a long time that Iraq was an unwinnable quagmire. And I've also known for a long time that Afghanistan is quickly devolving into one, in large part due to the simple fact that vitally needed resources are being wasted in Iraq. HA!

Seriously Agent L, you need to get your head out of uranus and come back down to Earth.
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Agents S&M,

Give it up! You're only wasting your time. Although it is true you guys did indeed win the first round. And I magnanimously commend you for it. And why do I do this? Because that's just me: Mr. Let-By-Gones-Be-By-Gones. Mr. Magnanimous. B)

But it is also abundantly clear I won the second round. By the way, that's me in the blue and Agent M in the silver; Agent L, aka Agent M's evil little toadie, is cloaked in orange playing some funky instrument. Lucky for me, my buddy T-Bone caught the entire second round fight on his camcorder, otherwise the both of you's would deny it ad rectum--all the way to uranus, no doubt.


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When I'm out of ramen.[/quote]

You are aware that this place makes butt-flavored ramen right?

 

[dascoot]

The flying spaghetti monster!! I have him on the back of my now-defunct car.



And do you realize I've been sitting here for like an hour waiting for you to finish posting?