Best insult you've heard/used

my all time favourite still has to be the classic
"You're a ________!"

where you put whatever they said last in the blank spot...


taken from Night at the Roxbury "it's not a toy, it's a club with a jungle theme." "You're a jungle theme!"

it successfully manages to irritate everyone I know when I use that...so does calling them a jungle theme....
 
I love "So's your face" from Scrubs. Use it all the time..

"Sis, Seamus peed on the floor again."

"So's your face!"

^ Actual quote from last week's visit with my brother.
 
"your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!"

classic insult from Monthy Python's the Holy Grail
 
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