The funniest thing I've seen today

Originally posted by andy@Apr 2 2005, 06:35 PM
Apparently Fitz, you don't...
Oh. OK. :( Slinks away to watch more Comedy Central.
 
Slink slink slink.

Who walks the stairs without a care
It shoots so high in the sky.
Bounce up and down just like a clown.
Everyone knows its Slinky.
 
Originally posted by givemfitz@Apr 2 2005, 08:42 PM
Slink slink slink.

Who walks the stairs without a care
It shoots so high in the sky.
Bounce up and down just like a clown.
Everyone knows its Slinky.
I do not recall this verse. Is it a Fitzykins original?
 
Haha, sorry to interupt, if i did..
but today i was walking my little cousin and everytime a car went by he'd stop, and this guy (like gr. 10?) was walking by and he had to go on the grass, and he was like hey and i said hi, and then he stepped in this huge ass hole that you couldn't see in the grass, it was sooooo funnny..godamn, he was like shit thats embarrassing..ahhh..
I guess you'd have to be there, but i laughed soo hard.. :p ..definatly the highlight of my day :wub:
 
I left my cousin a funny message.. and it gave me an option to preview it.. when I heard myself I laughed so hard!!!!! I was in the restroom and everyone wazs like "why is Erika laughing in the restroom?"
 
i hope you weren't sitting on the toilet and making calls... that's just wrong.
 
I always loved it when people call me at work and be peeing or.. other stuff.. while they're asking me to schedule them a doctor's appointment, or to look up their account or whatever. I'm like "Ma'am we have very sensitive headphones, I just wanted you to know that I can hear background noises very easily," and she'd be like "Oh. Umm.. *plbbttt noise* Excuse me."
 
In my parents' master bathroom there is a phone on the wall next to the toilet. I don't think it gets much use though. :lol:
 
People at my work do that. They make their calls in the restroom. I never understood that. And people would be flushing toilets in the background. That is wrong.
 
Maybe They didn't want thier bosses to hear them talking about miscelaneous things during work. :blink:
 
We do have a breakroom for that or you can step just outside the office door and speak privately in the hall.
 
Yeah besides, the bathroom has them accoustics, you can hear EVERYTHING.
 
These are some actual hospital chart comments:

1. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
3. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
4. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
5. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 years old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
6. The patient refused autopsy.
7. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
8. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
9. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
10. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
11. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home
12. The skin was moist and dry.
13. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
14. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
15. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
16. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
17. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
18. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
19. Skin: somewhat pale but present.
20. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
21. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.
22. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
 
Funny stuff! I may have something HILARIOUS to add to this tomorrow night....I'm going to trapeze class tomorrow after work!!! :lol:
 
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