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    Originally posted by givemfitz@Apr 27 2007, 04:24 AM
    The stars foretell a real eye opener for you today as you weigh your limited options while contemplating the various career advancement opportunities available to you and come face to face with the realization that you are too old for a paper route, too young for social security and too tired to sleep with your current boss.
    Hey, I've got a job interview in 2 1/2 hours. Your horoscopes are so on, Fitz.
    Faith means not wanting to know what is true. - Nietzsche

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    How did it go?
    As I lay there gazing up at the billions of stars above my head in complete awe of creations beauty and vastness the most pressing question on my mind about the meaning of it all was, "Where in the hell is my roof?"

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    You should pack some things and be prepared to spend some time away from home today as the guest of some mental health facility all at the taxpayers expense.

    This due to your REPEATED calls to federal, state and local authorities AND two branches of our military after allowing your your imagination to run wild attempting to deduce what lies beneath that outdoor-barbecue-with-accompanying-propane-tank-shaped tarp in your next door neighbors backyard.
    As I lay there gazing up at the billions of stars above my head in complete awe of creations beauty and vastness the most pressing question on my mind about the meaning of it all was, "Where in the hell is my roof?"

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    Originally posted by givemfitz@Apr 28 2007, 07:08 AM
    How did it go?
    I pretty much have it. She has to call my references and then I'll know by Monday.

    Broke ass college student needs summer job. Gah.
    Faith means not wanting to know what is true. - Nietzsche

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    Originally posted by thesassycynic+Apr 28 2007, 05:43 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (thesassycynic @ Apr 28 2007, 05:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-givemfitz@Apr 28 2007, 07:08 AM
    How did it go?
    I pretty much have it.

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    YAY!!!!!! Go out and celebate.......I mean brate......celebrate Drink!!! Lots!!!
    As I lay there gazing up at the billions of stars above my head in complete awe of creations beauty and vastness the most pressing question on my mind about the meaning of it all was, "Where in the hell is my roof?"

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    Originally posted by givemfitz@Apr 28 2007, 10:12 AM

    YAY!!!!!! Go out and celebate.......I mean brate......celebrate Drink!!! Lots!!!
    [/quote]
    Will do. Going to Birmingham to meet the new boyfriend's parents and they're apparently alcoholics.
    Faith means not wanting to know what is true. - Nietzsche

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