What is your Favorite Movie/Television quote?

Scythe

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ill start with some from boondock saints:

Doc: Why don't you make like a tree, and get the fuck outta here?

Rocco: Shut your fat ass Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into nine guys you fucked!

Paul Smecker: Okay Duffy, have any theories to go with that tie?

Conner MacManus: Jesus! He brought a six-shooter!
Murphy MacManus: There were nine of them, you retard! What were you going to do with the last three, laugh them to death? Funny man?

Doc: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink ships!
Rocco: I got to buy you a proverb book or something, because this mix 'n' match shit's got to go.
Conner MacManus: Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, right?
Murphy MacManus: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.

[After Smecker proves the Boston detectives wrong]
Paul Smecker: We'll start the ass-kissing with you.

Paul Smecker: That's all we need: some sensational story making these boys out to be superheroes triumphing over evil.

Yakavetta: The 90's are killing me. I shouldn't have done that. You're not supposed to tell a guy you're gonna kill him no more. Taking all the fun out of the job.

Paul Smecker: You know, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing.

[After finding a suitcase full of cash with the dead mobsters]
Murphy MacManus: The hits just keep on coming. I love our new job.

Rocco: They can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my balls in marinara sauce so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it!

Rocco: I killed your cat! I thought that it would bring closure to our relationship!

Paul Smecker: Greenly, the day I want the Boston police to do my thinking for me is the day I will have a fucking tag on my toe.

Rocco: This guy takes out a whole family -- wife, kids -- like he's ordering fucking pizza.

[After Rocco fondles an unconscious woman's breast] Conner MacManus: What the fuck are you doing? Rocco: I'll tip her!

Murphy MacManus: We're sorta like 7-11. We're not always doin' business, but we're always open.
Conner MacManus: That was nicely put.

Yakavetta: The 90's are killing me. I shouldn't have done that. You're not supposed to tell a guy you're gonna kill him no more. I got to tiptoe through the tulips with these assholes. Taking all the fun out of the job.

Paul Smecker: Television is the explanation for this. You see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling--that James Bond shit never happens in real life, professionals don't do that!
 

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Well not really my favourite, but just kinda funny
"FUCK .... HAPPY!"
from Brain Candy. lol
 

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Can't remember if I've posted it or not but I love "I read it. Do you know how to READ? You ignorant FUCK?" from Shawshank.
 

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Originally posted by dascoot@Jul 30 2005, 08:37 PM
Can't remember if I've posted it or not but I love "I read it. Do you know how to READ? You ignorant FUCK?" from Shawshank.
haha, i love that movie... "the count of monte cristo by alexandre dumbass"..."that's DU-MAS you idiot, he's french."
 

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:ph34r:

My favorite all time Movie/Television Quotes:

My most favorite quote so far:
David Caruso on CSI: Miami : "On behalf of the victims families, Apology NOT accepted"

Other favorite quotes:

Kurt Russell as Wyatt Earp in Tombstone : "You asked for thunder and hell. I am coming and hell is coming with me"

Clint Eastwood as William Munny in Unforgiven : "You better bury Ned right! Better not go cuttin' up, nor otherwise harm no whores. Or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons-o-bitches"

DMX as Fait in Cradle 2 the Grave : "Wrong kid, and definately the wrong father"

Denzel Washington as Alonzo in Training Day : "Learn that shit, brother. That shit'll get you killed. These motherfuckers out there be plotting all types of shit on you"

Christopher Walken as Rayburn in Man on Fire : "Creasy's art is death; he's about to paint his masterpiece"


What is your favorite quotes from Film or Television??

Thank you :ph34r:
 

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Other Favorite Movie/Television Quotes:

Kuman-Kuman in The Interpreter : "An assassinated President would be of no use. A nearly assassinated President gains credibility and sticks around to enjoy it"

Sir Bernard Pellegrin in The Constant Gardener : "Do you no good to go poking around under rocks, Justin. Some very nasty things live under rocks, especially in foreign gardens"

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Garden State: "By the way, it says 'balls' on your face."

Scrubs: "What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?" *Points at himself* "This guy."

300: "Only Spartan women give birth to real men."
 

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If I have to name the movies then all hope for our future is lost. <_<


Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people.

You know how to read, you ignorant fuck?
 

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Originally posted by givemfitz@Mar 21 2007, 01:02 PM
If I have to name the movies then all hope for our future is lost. <_<


Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people.

You know how to read, you ignorant fuck?
Ferris Bueller....best fuckin' movie ever.
 

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Actually only the middle one is Ferris :p 3 quotes 3 movieS ;)
 

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Kevin Spacey as Verbal Kent in The Usual Suspects : "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone."

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The Documentary Killing Pablo : After showing the dead body of Pablo Escobar on the roof of his mother's home, his mother is screaming in the front yard (In Spanish) : "Why have you done this? Why have you killed my son?"

My favorite part being:
When the Colombian General replies to her (In Spanish): "He started it"

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Originally posted by givemfitz@Mar 21 2007, 01:02 PM
You know how to read, you ignorant fuck?
Shawshank. And one of the sexiest parts of any movie ever. :naughty:
 

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Originally posted by givemfitz@Mar 21 2007, 01:27 PM
Actually only the middle one is Ferris :p 3 quotes 3 movieS ;)
Oh, I'm quite aware. I just like that particular part in that movie. The first one is Animal House and the last one has already been noted by Melissa. I am a complete movie whore. I know my movie lines. :eek:k:
 
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