Things I Love...

[dascoot]

How does that bitch stay so skinny? We should kill her.

 

[AmelieMellow]

well...her doughnuts ARE on the smallish side. maybe that's why she so slim 'n' trim

 

[dascoot]

Oh is that the trick? I thought all you had to do was eat over the sink cause those calories don't count.

 

[AmelieMellow]

or eat standing in front of the fridge w/ the door open. if it doesn't go past the fridge door, it never left the fridge.

 

[dascoot]

That makes plenny good sense to me.

Aww Barefoot Contessa is crying.

 

[AmelieMellow]

hahah@plenny

yeah i like that dasani commercial w/ the bear. "salmon free~!"

ewww :lol:

 

[dascoot]

See? Fish! It's the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe.

Plus also, spawning salmon. That's just plain funny.

How do you pronounce salmon? I say "sammin".

 

[AmelieMellow]

um....sahhlmon? with a hint of an "L"? much like ....salmonilla. haha (sp ? )

 

[dascoot]

Yeah I think that's spelled "sala munila".

 

[AmelieMellow]

i think it's spelled r-o-l-a-i-d-s

 

[dascoot]

Oooh speaking of which I want some pizzaaaa.

 

[andy]

Originally posted by AmelieMellow@Mar 26 2005, 12:36 PM
well...her doughnuts ARE on the smallish side. maybe that's why she so slim 'n' trim

What!?

She's huge!!!

 

[dascoot]

It was the lady BEFORE Contessa.

 

[andy]

Ooooh. Okay.

Yeah, what's her face is fat

 

[dascoot]

Be nice.

 

[AmelieMellow]

aw that's mean. i love barefoot contessa. she's trés sweet

 

[andy]

Oh, don't get me wrong. She's great. Fat, though.

 

[AmelieMellow]

uh huh, but the latter sentence pretty much shits on the compliment right before. haha

 

[dascoot]

I'm watching Super Size Me and it makes me want a cheeseburger.

 

[andy]

Doesn't the dude in that movie nearly die?