Stupid Laws

[Sir_Garland]

Alabama- Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

 

[Sir_Garland]

Also in Alabama-It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.


:leela:

 

[Scythe]

:lol:

how about these (i copied these from my english schoolbook hehe)

In Oxford, Ohio, it is unlawful for a woman to appear in public while unshaven. This includes legs and face.

In Staten Island, New York, You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand.

The Arkansas legislature passed a law that states that the Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.

 

[Sir_Garland]

bama-It is legal to drive the wrong way on a one way street if you have a lantern on the front of your car.

 

[leone]

NY - It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun. :lol:

 

[Sir_Garland]

:lol:

 

[Sir_Garland]

It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb. :lol:

 

[Sir_Garland]

:lol: You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
Even though it is legal to hunt a bear, it is illegal to wake a bear and take a picture for photo opportunities.
A law in Fairbanks does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.
Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time.
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.

 

[leone]

What state is that?

There's this icky one from CA. I gotta find it.

 

[Sir_Garland]

The first 3 from Alabama and the rest from Alaska.

I liked the you cannot wake a bear for a photo op one. :lol:

 

[Sir_Garland]

In Arizona it is illegal to take naked photographs before noon on Sunday.
• It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.

 

[Sir_Garland]

A regulation in San Francisco makes it unlawful to use used underwear to wipe off cars in a car wash.

 

[Sir_Garland]

This one is from California.
Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.

• In Los Angeles a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated.

• Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.

 

[Sir_Garland]

• In Connecticut any dogs with tattoos must be reported to the police.

 

[Sir_Garland]

• In Bromide, Oklahoma it is illegal for children to use towels as capes and jump from houses pretending to be superman.

 

[Sir_Garland]

In Kansas:
• If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

 

[Bloodlessr]

Its illegal to across the minnesota wisconsin border with a chicken on your head.

 

[ledzepgrl]

Florida:
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

Georgia:
It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy" in Jonesboro, Georgia.

Iowa:
Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes.

Louisana:
Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."

Massachusetts:
Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.

North Dakota:
It's against the law in North Dakota to go to bed wearing shoes.

Rhode Island:
In Province it is illegal to sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday.

Utah:
Birds have the right of way on all highways.

 

[Scythe]

:lol: omg