Situations

I wouldn't want to be stranded on an island with Andy.


^ redemption? :(
 
I wouldn't want to use banana leaves to wipe my ass
 
I wouldnt want to be a married man having an affair and coming home still smelling like her perfume... and maybe with a lipstick smear on my neck
 
I wouldn't want to be spending a drunken evening in my in-law's basement.

No wait..
 
:lol: :lol:


Ever wonder if you were a feeling:? like if you were pain? or sad? or mad?

Gah i would just want to be horny

oh wait..
 
ok i totally stole this jay mohr but i would hate to be a siamese twin with my twin being gay and we were connected at the ass
 
:lol: I wouldn't want to be any HORNIER. Cause I'd asplode.

OK I have to go eat some soup and watch Walker now. :mellow: Does spending the holidays with family make anyone else feel like a little kid again?

edit: :lol: @ Don Nuttos
 
:lol: my friend just got new boobies and its time to play with them
 
:(

I want new boobies though. So maybe you're predicting the future. :blink:
 
im in dallas cos my friend got boobie implants.. im taking care of her and omg she is getting on my nerves!!! :wacko:
 
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