Satellite of Love

[h1pp13]

Hi.
Just letting you know of my college findings. I've been very analitical of everyone so far. In my endeavors I've figured out several things about college student activities and myself.

+I play pool, better then alot of folks. Its fun to win.
+Sex is major. Everyone does it, with everyone. Except for me.
+Everyone drinks. Alot, they drink soley to get shitfaced.
+Everyone does drugs and other things. Even the RA's.
+People want rides in my car.
+Everyone smokes. EVERYONE. Except for me.
+People try to rape each other alot. No joking, all honesty. Everyone rapes. Except for me.
+Classes are not so bad, except for my one evening class, which I manage to sleep the middle 40 minutes of the hour and a half lecture, and am wide alert for the rest.


Yeah.
Anyone notice these things, or is it just me.

 

[dascoot]

I didn't really notice a lot of that stuff, but it's prolly cause I was spending so much time being shitfaced and having sex.

Haaaa no just kidding. Yeah it's a ball of raging hormones and finally-on-your-ownness. Kids go nuts with no parents around. I miss it.

 

[leone]

Ah, dorm life, how I miss thee.

 

[BAMBAM]

Do not drink
Love sex. Lots of sex
People like to riding in my car also (Beamer 525I)
Love to workout
Do not smoke or do drugs
Never raped a girl and never will. As a matter of fact people that rape are seriously ill and need/ to be taught a lesson
Self taught

 

[h1pp13]

I have an old Beetle. I packed 4 people in that thing, I thought I would never make it up the main hill to the campus.
Sex.
No one gives me.
Drinking.
Not for me.

 

[BAMBAM]

Just remember your day will come. Always remember that.

 

[dascoot]

Being a chick owns.

 

[sickboy]

we didn't have dorms at the school i went to.
as for my car?
no one ever asked for rides because of two reasons, 1. i drove it like i stole it (and i still do) and 2. you needed to get a tetanus shot just for looking at it

 

[BAMBAM]

You got that right. A girl has what all boys want. Poontang oh yeah. I am sorry, but i love sex.

 

[Bloodlessr]

I just stink eye everyone school, then I don't have to deal with shit.

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by Bloodlessr@Sep 15 2006, 12:07 AM
I just stink eye everyone school, then I don't have to deal with shit.

Yeah that's basically what I did. I come off as such a bitch because I'm so painfully shy that I act like I think I'm tough so people avoid me.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: @ John.. yeah I've only had my car since Valentine's and I've already gone through a set of brake pads.

PS Garret where did you get that avatar?? :lol:

 

[Bloodlessr]

I'm not shy, I just seriously don't want to talk to any of those damn kids.

I got the avatar from some other forum, I stoled it from someone.

 

[h1pp13]

Hmmm...

Hmmm...

So what your all saying is I need pie, taco, booty etc.

 

[sickboy]

what are brakes?
and i mentioned nothing about dessert, mexican food or pirate treasure.

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by h1pp13@Sep 15 2006, 12:04 PM
pie, taco, booty

:lol: :lol:

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by sickboy@Sep 15 2006, 12:08 PM
what are brakes?

Them's those crappy things what slow ya down when you're having a good time.

 

[sickboy]

i hate those things.
i like to use newton's law when it comes to stopping my vehicle.

 

[dascoot]

:lol: :lol: :lol: Newton's Law by way of Apple Tree. k: :lol:

 

[sickboy]

any tree, shrubbery, swimming pool, store front, post, car, person will do.

 

[dascoot]

Farmer's Market? :naughty: