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[leone]

:lol: :lol: But that would be less fun.

 

[givemfitz]

:lol: @ Canada

The Winners of the 2005 World Stupidity Awards
(Winner in bold)


Stupidest Man of the Year :

US Senator John Kerry
Former Ukrainian President Leonid Kuchma
Ann Coulter
NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman and Players Association Director Bob Goodenow (Shared)
US President George Bush


Stupidest Statement of the Year :

Can you handle my truth? - Britney Spears
Go Fuck yourself - Dick Cheney, US Vice President
Nooooooooooooo - Darth Vader, in Star Wars Revenge of the Sith
They never stop thinking of ways of harming America, and neither do we. - US President George W. Bush
Thats hot. - Paris Hilton


Dumbest Moment of the Year :

Ashlee Simpson on SNL
Basketball fight featuring Ron Artest
Prince Harry showing up to party in Nazi suit
Tom Cruise on Oprah
Russell Crowe throwing a phone at somebodys head


Stupidest Movie of the Year :

Elektra
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
Alexander
Alien vs Predator
The Pacifier


Stupidest Woman of the Year :

Paris Hilton
Ashlee Simpson
Branjelina
The Runaway Bride
Paula Abdul


Stupidest Trend of the Year :

Religious Fundamentalism of all kinds
War
Crystal Meth
Seeing the Virgin Mary in toast, hamburgers etc...
Climate Change


Stupidest TV Show of the Year :

Britney Spears, Chaotic
Surreal Life
The Simple Life
The Beauty and the Geek
Dr Phil


Dumbest Government of the Year :

The Government of Iran
The Government of the United States of America
The Government of Canada
The Government of North Korea
The United Nations


Stupidity Award for Reckless Endangerment of the Planet :

Kim Jong Il, Dictator of North Korea
US President George Bush
The Vatican
The Government of Iran
Paris Hilton


Media Outlet Which Has Best Furthered Ignorance :

Fox News
CBS News
CNN
Al Jazeera
Newsweek


Stupidest Award Show of The Year :

The Oscars
The Grammys
The Daytime Emmy Awards
The Golden Globes
The World Stupidity Awards

 

[givemfitz]

Originally posted by leone@Jul 25 2005, 12:15 PM
:lol: :lol: But that would be less fun.

Not if you mailed them the device with a partial payment.

 

[leone]

:lol: :lol: I like the way you think. :shifty: They'll never suspect it! Bwahaha! :devil:

 

[leone]

Ann Coulter :lol:

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by givemfitz@Jul 25 2005, 04:10 PM
Stupidest Man of the Year :

US Senator John Kerry

How's that?

 

[givemfitz]

Originally posted by dascoot+Jul 25 2005, 02:35 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (dascoot @ Jul 25 2005, 02:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-givemfitz@Jul 25 2005, 04:10 PM
Stupidest Man of the Year :

US Senator John Kerry

How's that? [/b][/quote]
He was just nominated. The ones in bold are the winners.

 

[cultclassic]

Originally posted by leone@Jul 25 2005, 03:27 PM
Ann Coulter :lol:

Triumph The Insult Comic Dog:
(pointing to Coulter) "Look at this psycho. I banged her. They arrested ME for beastiality!"

 

[leone]

:lol:

 

[givemfitz]

:lol: :lol: :lol: AHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh funny

 

[givemfitz]

In Red Foreman voice. DUMBASS!!!!!

 

[Sir_Garland]

:lol:

 

[Scythe]

Originally posted by givemfitz@Jul 26 2005, 08:14 PM
In Red Foreman voice. DUMBASS!!!!!

<_< some people are just....plain....stupid :lol:

 

[leone]

Originally posted by givemfitz@Jul 26 2005, 02:14 PM
In Red Foreman voice. DUMBASS!!!!!

:lol: Fitz, remember that conversion we had the other day about this?

Well, are you sure? :lol:

 

[givemfitz]

Dammit. No I don't. Was it about the 70's Show or the other thing?

 

[leone]

What Red was doing and how it relates to my "thinking hurts" statement. :lol:

 

[givemfitz]

:lol: :lol: :lol: Yeahhhhh. I remember now.

 

[dascoot]

I love.. cake.

 

[givemfitz]

:lol: The cheeeeeeeeeeezy kind?

 

[a_iver]

:wub: :wub: :wub: