Job Predictor

[leone]

Your ideal job is a Insurance Fraudster

:lol:

 

[dascoot]

:woo:



Soooo Ms. Leone, my car stopped running because uhhhh some vandal stole my engine and replaced it with a bag of garbage. Insurance covers a 2005 Saturn, yes? :naughty:

 

[leone]

Of course! :shifty:

 

[dascoot]

Fantastic. Oh and the guy also stole a huge sack with a $ symbol on it full of one hund- one thou- one MILLION dollars, yeahhhh that's the ticket.

 

[leone]

And that big box of gold you kept in the back seat.

 

[dascoot]

Yes that too! Oh and I had the Hope Diamond in my glove compartment.

 

[sickboy]

well then, it's settled. are there college courses for this type of career?

Hello ____ you ideal job is a Speaking Clock standin !

 

[MeganJane]

Um.....yeah. So I should either be a Professional Tramp (first name only), or a MERMAID (full name)!!! WTF??? :lol:

 

[dascoot]

:lol: Damn it's gettin personal now.

 

[cultclassic]

Hello Ravi you ideal job is a Lumberjack :lol:


"I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra!
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa!!! ♪♫ "

 

[dascoot]

And I thought you were so rugged! Pufta!

 

[cultclassic]

ooh behave!!

 

[Sir_Garland]

Lumberjacks are sexy

 

[goodasgold]

"Your ideal job is a Muppet Impersonator"

This is so true. In the new year I'm going to fulfill my density...I mean destiny.

 

[dascoot]

Your density has popped me to you.

 

[goodasgold]

Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain.

 

[dascoot]

:lol:

Yes, definitely! God damn it George, SWEAR!

 

[goodasgold]

Wait a minute, Doc, are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me?

 

[dascoot]

Let's see if you bastards can do 90!

 

[proof]

Oh don't get me started here, I am the undisputed king of BTTF. It's a sickness really.