Im leaving

[Sir_Garland]

Okay, from the other music thread. I'm old cause Walk Like and Egyptian was being played on a classic rock station.

 

[leone]

Originally posted by dascoot@Mar 27 2006, 05:39 PM
Ohhh Ravi, we can do SO much worse than this.




I bought a monkey with seashells on it!!! :woo:

I have a monkey that smokes!

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by leone+Mar 27 2006, 05:59 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (leone @ Mar 27 2006, 05:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-dascoot@Mar 27 2006, 05:39 PM
Ohhh Ravi, we can do SO much worse than this.




I bought a monkey with seashells on it!!! :woo:

I have a monkey that smokes! [/b][/quote]
Wherever did you get such a bitchin toy? Here's my buddy.

:lol: @ Rhonda.. first time I heard Billy Idol on one of those stations is when I first knew. :mellow:

 

[leone]

Originally posted by dascoot@Mar 27 2006, 06:27 PM
Wherever did you get such a bitchin toy? Here's my buddy.

This really neato person gave it to me for Christmas. :woo:


:lol: :lol: Lookit those eyes! :lol: What's that in its paw?

 

[dascoot]

Nothin, that whole thing's his paw.. he's holding it up like how a woman might hold her hand out for a man to kiss it. The lighter colored part is this grungy "fur" junk, the darker part is the plastic where the fur didn't quite cling so dilligently to. :wub:

 

[rewep]

I tried to get myself caught up to what the hell is going on in this thread, I really did. But apparently my Ritalin is working because I got lost about 2 words in.

 

[dascoot]

Ritalin is the devil.

 

[rewep]

Originally posted by dascoot@Mar 27 2006, 04:43 PM
Ritalin is the devil.

Actually I'm the devil, but Ritalin is close, only Emmanuel Lewis and Tang beat it out.

 

[dascoot]

You wish you were evil. You like fluffy lambs and candy canes.

 

[rewep]

I like having sex with the first, and using the second to perform sexual acts on others.

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by rewep@Mar 27 2006, 07:51 PM
I like romping in fields with the first, and using the second to decorate homeless shelters at the holidays.

You're a sweet boy Derrick.

 

[leone]

:lol:

 

[rewep]

Originally posted by dascoot+Mar 27 2006, 04:56 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (dascoot @ Mar 27 2006, 04:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-rewep@Mar 27 2006, 07:51 PM
I like romping in fields with the first, and using the second to decorate homeless shelters at the holidays.

You're a sweet boy Derrick. [/b][/quote]
Ok for starters you can't call me a boy when you're only like 2 years older.. that's actually kinda creepy. Unless you're spanking me and I'm calling you mommy. Which brings me to issue number 2, romping through fields... you can insert your own twisted perversion here, I would make one up myself but instead I'm going to go touch myself inappropriately while watching Charmed.

 

[dascoot]

Ew Charmed? Gross.

And this "self" you're touching.. is it a penis? Cause if you have a penis then you're a boy.

 

[rewep]

I lied about Charmed, I only jerk it to fine quality programming like Lost. That Hurley is one sexy bitch. As for having a penis, last I checked that's what it was. Although it could have just been a speck of dust on the magifying glass.

 

[dascoot]

Aww do you sit to pee?

 

[rewep]

No, because I was only joking about the size. If I sit to pee it might get bit off by the aligators in the sewer.

 

[dascoot]

Pff, there's only alligators in the sewers in FLORIDA.

 

[rewep]

It can reach that far...


Ok I'm done talking about my penis now. I know you can't get enough but I'm sorry. :lol:

 

[dascoot]

That's ok, your penis wasn't holding my interest very much anyway. Let's see, something more entertaininnngg.........

Oh! I noticed a tiny maple sapling starting out by the parking lot.