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Originally posted by dascoot@Aug 7 2006, 10:11 AM
Junior Prom: my date informed me like two days before prom that my friend had told him that I didn't want to go with him. He had another date before I even knew anything about it. So I picked up a shift at Sweet Tomatoes and got to wait on a buncha kids from my school on their way to the dance.

Senior Prom: I invited a guy from work as a friend. The week before prom he invited me to his house to hang out, we wound up making out on the bed. He assumed this meant we were dating so he "expected" something "more" come prom night.

I had to go pick him up before prom because his 25-year-old broke ass didn't have a car and still lived at home, so I got him, had him drive me to my place and then take my car so he could arrive and pick me up properly once I was ready.

He showed up without a corsage. My dad slipped him $20 for dinner, and in the car he's like "Your dad slipped me $20! I'ma go buy some beer." Like it was fuckin payment for taking me to the dance.

He offered to hit the McDonald's drive-thru for some dinner.

We went to Carrabba's where my brother was working at the time. My mom was there so she could see me and meet my date, and my brother offered us a discount to eat. My date said no, he didn't have any cash. He ordered some drinks, I got a soda, he let my mom pay the bar tab.

At prom he was rude to my best friend and refused to dance with me. He wouldn't get his picture taken with me. He insisted that we leave early. He tricked me into leaving by asking me to go outside with him to have a smoke and then telling me how tired he was.

We drive back to his place in silence. He gets out of the car, I walk around, he grabs me and kisses me and asks me if I want to come inside. I say Fuck No and drive off. Haven't seen him since. :)
what an ass
 
OMG! He shall be the first to be executed.

So my roomie and I use to hang out at J Alexanders cos its right across from p. f. well her and the bartender (Matt) hit it off and he got her number from me. So they meet at this place caled Stoneworks, which is the place to be on the weekends. And he shows up already drunk and they start drinking, half way thru her first drink he asks

"Are you coming hoe with me tonight"?

She laughs it off and says

"Let me have a couple more drinks"

By the thrid drink he asks

"Are you giving me head tonight"?

She ignores. The 5th or 6th drink he says

"Ok so I've spent a lot of money on you are you going to suck my *censor* or not"?

She says NO!!!!

He gets her a cab and when it comes he's like "Ok you can leave now your ride is here" and takes her drink. She's like Mother fucker you better pay for my ride! He hands her a 10, she says MORE, 20, MORE, 30, MORE, 50. K bye :) And we have breakfast on
Matty Jones
 
Originally posted by Enyone@Aug 7 2006, 04:23 PM
OMG! He shall be the first to be executed.

So my roomie and I use to hang out at J Alexanders cos its right across from p. f. well her and the bartender (Matt) hit it off and he got her number from me. So they meet at this place caled Stoneworks, which is the place to be on the weekends. And he shows up already drunk and they start drinking, half way thru her first drink he asks

"Are you coming hoe with me tonight"?

She laughs it off and says

"Let me have a couple more drinks"

By the thrid drink he asks

"Are you giving me head tonight"?

She ignores. The 5th or 6th drink he says

"Ok so I've spent a lot of money on you are you going to suck my *censor* or not"?

She says NO!!!!

He gets her a cab and when it comes he's like "Ok you can leave now your ride is here" and takes her drink. She's like Mother fucker you better pay for my ride! He hands her a 10, she says MORE, 20, MORE, 30, MORE, 50. K bye :) And we have breakfast on
Matty Jones
another ass
 
Originally posted by dascoot@Aug 7 2006, 01:17 AM
Damn y'all puttin horny goat weed in the water? I need to go eat at your restaurant. :heart:
That stuff.
Is not nice.

Pranks suck.
Especially when they are on you.
 
Why no one! :shifty: *hides the bowl of warm water, whipped cream and sharpies*

Now go to sleep. :devil:
 
Does it work? I thought it was supposed to be for chicks. Did you grow boobs?
 
Originally posted by dascoot@Aug 6 2006, 11:36 PM
And where are you planning on getting the roofies? We have all the good drugs in our country.
Helloooooo?!?!!! :)
 
Originally posted by dascoot@Aug 8 2006, 12:34 AM
Does it work? I thought it was supposed to be for chicks. Did you grow boobs?
No.
I had a headache, and had more energy.
 
hopefully not pregnant!

:lol: my cat is so funny, when he was eating he was making those growling noises. I'm like Lenny dude I don't want your food and there is no one here!
 
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