Hi my name is Ballz Ballz Mahoney

[Ballz Mahoney]

:lol: :lol:

 

[Ballz Mahoney]

i got back from a beer run but i got discouraged cause i got pulled over

 

[dascoot]

:lol: You feeb. Did ya flash your cleavage to get out of a ticket?

 

[Ballz Mahoney]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Ballz Mahoney]

it was a girl cop and she had big boobies!

 

[dascoot]

Oooh did she flash her cleavage at you?

 

[Ballz Mahoney]

no but when she bent over several times to lean in the car

 

[ECWtotheXtreme]

that's hot

 

[dascoot]

She wanted to get carnal with you because you're such a premium driver.

 

[Ballz Mahoney]

ooohhhh yeah (koolaid guy breaks down the wall)

 

[dascoot]

:lol: Random appearance of cultural pop icon, well done!

 

[Ballz Mahoney]

thank you

 

[Ballz Mahoney]

cant you take some medicine to get over a hangover?

 

[dascoot]

You can take some advil. Just drink lots of water, you're dehydrated.

 

[Ballz Mahoney]

thanks

 

[dascoot]

k:

 

[Ballz Mahoney]

so Melissa what college do you go to or did you go to?

 

[dascoot]

I went to UCF. Then I dropped out for a boy! I RULE! :woo:

 

[Ballz Mahoney]

:lol:

 

[Ballz Mahoney]

I go to Missouri University