Hi my name is Ballz Ballz Mahoney

[Ballz Mahoney]

im watching Grandma's Boy it is hilarious

 

[Ballz Mahoney]

im bored

 

[Ballz Mahoney]

my date is back on again tomorrow night at 9

 

[dascoot]

You should take her to McDonald's and then back to your place for some porn. On VHS with bad tracking. Chicks love romantic stuff like that.

 

[Ballz Mahoney]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Bloodlessr]

You gotta take her into the wilderness and then find a bear and kill it with your bare hands, shirtless also. The rest just falls into place.

 

[dascoot]

No no NO, gator wrestling's where it's at. That way when you're done you're all glisteny from the water.

 

[Bloodlessr]

You'd glisten from sweat after fighting a bear you know, its hard work.

 

[Ballz Mahoney]

Originally posted by Bloodlessr@Jun 29 2006, 04:43 PM
You gotta take her into the wilderness and then find a bear and kill it with your bare hands, shirtless also. The rest just falls into place.

:lol: :lol:

 

[Ballz Mahoney]

Originally posted by dascoot@Jun 29 2006, 04:45 PM
No no NO, gator wrestling's where it's at. That way when you're done you're all glisteny from the water.

:lol: :lol:

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by Bloodlessr@Jun 29 2006, 06:46 PM
You'd glisten from sweat after fighting a bear you know, its hard work.

Yeah but you'd have hair and dirt all clingin to the glisten, plus you'd smell like bear and they smell like catheter bags.

 

[Ballz Mahoney]

:lol: :lol:

 

[Bloodlessr]

Fine, you could wait until the bear got in the creek to catch fish and do it then.

You gotta make sure she sees you shaving with a huge knife sometime too.

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by Bloodlessr@Jun 29 2006, 06:51 PM
Fine, you could wait until the bear got in the creek to catch fish and do it then.

You gotta make sure she sees you shaving with a huge knife sometime too.

OR! Pit a gator against a bear, then when the bloodbath's in full tilt, go in there and start slinging animals around by their hind legs and toss em off into the woods. Then announce what time it is by looking at the sun and eat some bark then shit it out all manly-like.

 

[sketchyrx]

I suggest renting The Notebook and watching that. She'll either think you're gay or the most sensitive guy on the planet. Or do the bear/gator thing. Either way you're good to go.

 

[Bloodlessr]

Originally posted by dascoot+Jun 29 2006, 02:53 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (dascoot @ Jun 29 2006, 02:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Bloodlessr@Jun 29 2006, 06:51 PM
Fine, you could wait until the bear got in the creek to catch fish and do it then.

You gotta make sure she sees you shaving with a huge knife sometime too.

OR! Pit a gator against a bear, then when the bloodbath's in full tilt, go in there and start slinging animals around by their hind legs and toss em off into the woods. Then announce what time it is by looking at the sun and eat some bark then shit it out all manly-like. [/b][/quote]
This is a good idea.

 

[Ballz Mahoney]

:lol: :lol:

 

[dascoot]

Goooooood mornin.

 

[Ballz Mahoney]

good morning

 

[dascoot]

There's some bastards next door laying carpet and drilling holes and shit in the wall so I got like 2 hours sleep.