Hello My Children

[GOD]

I'm here my children, behold the power and the glory.

 

[a_iver]

noooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[dascoot]

God is it your will that Anthony remain missing in action indefinitely? Cause I'm down with that.

 

[GOD]

I cannot say but I can say he just got "hosed".

 

[a_iver]

i'm sure it could be arranged

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by GOD@Aug 28 2006, 02:18 AM
I cannot say but I can say he just got "hosed".

He did what? Sucked a golf ball through a garden hose?

 

[Bloodlessr]

Sounds gay to me.

 

[dascoot]

Kinda does yeah.

 

[Bloodlessr]

Yep.

 

[dascoot]

Know what though? I bet even straight guys would wanna see that. Just cause it's such an amazing feat and all.

 

[Bloodlessr]

I dont know...

 

[dascoot]

Oh and also, he'll be doing this with a bullet wound in his ass. So blood, that's cool right?

 

[Bloodlessr]

Maybe, depends, do we have beers?

 

[dascoot]

Beers aplenty my friend. Some strippers in the corner too, and a clown doing balloon animals. It'll be your best birthday part EVAR.

 

[Bloodlessr]

I hate clowns.

 

[dascoot]

K fuck the clown, I'll get hire a petting zoo for the day. And a Moonbounce. And and and and um.. oh! ok we'll get Michael Moore too, so we can all get signatures and pictures with him and then we'll turn you loose on him with a bean bag cannon.

 

[Bloodlessr]

You've got a deal. :lol:

 

[dascoot]

Fantastic. Now my birthday is a few weeks after yours so I'll be expecting y'all to book Depp and Stewart and Bono k thanks.

Now it's off to Walmart! Da dada da DAA!

 

[Bloodlessr]

Looks like I got work to do. :lol:

 

[dascoot]

I just had another Is She Naked? banner at the bottom of the screen. h34r:




Actually just ask Leone, she could prolly handle trapping all three of em, and the best part is she works for Dove ice cream.