Good Comebacks

[Space Cataz]

Write good comebacks that you know

Someone says something along the lines of "Stop being such a pussy"

Comeback with
"I am what I eat"

 

[Bloodlessr]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I usually come back with, "Shut the fuck up" to everything.

 

[dascoot]

I usually just do this :huh: then start laughing.

 

[Bloodlessr]

I like calling people trash/garbage cans or just trash/garbage.

 

[a_iver]

:lol: Today I was joking around with some of my friends. One of them tried to shut off my computer and I pulled out this lovely one liner:

"Your jugular is close to your neck"

:lol:

 

[sickboy]

i usually cry and run off without swinging my arms like a little kid.
and if you're lucky, i may just lose it right in front of you and wet my pants. k:

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by sickboy@Apr 18 2006, 05:59 PM
i usually cry and run off without swinging my arms like a little kid.

:lol: :lol: :lol: That reminded me of dude from Friday when Deebo took his chain.

 

[sickboy]

oh yeah, i forgot about that guy.
i should sue him for taking my moves.

 

[dascoot]

You sound like you're also a premium pissfitter. Now I really wanna get carnal with you.

 

[sickboy]

i am such a premium person all around.

 

[dascoot]

I'm buying that movie just cause of you.

 

[sickboy]

sweet, it's a great movie and i hope you like it as much as i do.

 

[dascoot]

I tell ya what though, after Sin City I don't know if I can look at Frodo the same way.

 

[sickboy]

true, but he is really good in this one.

 

[dascoot]

No appendage consumption?

 

[sickboy]

none, he's a vegetarian.
have you read the book?

 

[dascoot]

Right on. And no. But I knew he was a vegetarian, I saw the trailer, I was just makin a feeble attempt at a funny.

 

[sickboy]

i've read it and i like the movie more.
it's usually the other way around.

 

[dascoot]

Yeah f'real, I've only seen two other movies that were better than the books and they were both Stephen Kings.

 

[sickboy]

which ones?