Boobs

[Enyone]

And so I go to Fredricks of Hollywood looking for an awesome push up bra, and the lady says ''Hi would you like to get a free fitting?!'' and I'm like umm I know my size// but sure. So she measures me and she's like '' what size do you think you wear?

:huh: <~ my face

I answer 38 d.. and she looks at me like :huh: and I'm like she says '' you measure an E!! I'm like :blink: So I'm like no way gimmie a freaking D! *bitch slaps her in my mind* so I go in Hum de hum.. the bra doesn't fit! So I'm like ummm hello! Gimmie a bigger size :angry: She gives me the fucking E.. that's too big thank god! So after 3 different sizes we come to the conclusion I am a 42 DD!!

I am so upset by now I don't ever want to look at my boobs or a bra.. and she's like *valley girl voice* Did you want to get that? We have a two for 40$ special!

No you idiot!! I just found out.. well yea I was upset and I still am

*orders drink*

 

[dascoot]

Woman! Don't shop there anyway, there or Victoria's Secret, unless you wanna feel like a freak. I went to VS one time to get a bra and I couldn't find my size, they were all A's and B's, and the woman's like "Oh yes, *your* size are over here in the drawers."

THEY HIDE THEM.

Yeah so I skedaddled on outta there and bought my big booby bra at Sears. Fuckers. <_<

 

[Enyone]

They hide them?! What bitches! Aren't the models our size?

Yea I'm sticking to Ross and Lane Bryant.. that's the last time I ever try to feel sexy walking into a sexy place..haha

 

[Sir_Garland]

Victoria's secret pisses me off. I mean it can't be that hard to carry a damn 32C can it? I really, really wanna try out that IPEX bra but can't because they discriminate against my size. :angry: Fredricks has tons of 32C but their stuff is crap and falls apart.

 

[Enyone]

Oh I know! I still want a water bra! And it's like ''sorry A's and B's only soo C D you're way out!

 

[dascoot]

Naw man, models are usually B's, maybe C's. I may be wrong about that, but the way I see it, if a 5'11" chick who weighs 105 lbs pranced around with D's she'd fall off the runway face first, and then who will teach the girls of America that Emaciated = Beautiful?

 

[Enyone]

I just want a really good push up bra for halloween!

 

[Sir_Garland]

Well, VS has hella C's but only if you're like 34 or 36 but not a 32. Oh no, the short people of this world are not allowed to have C's!!

 

[dascoot]

Check the drawers on those cabinet things they have pushed up against the walls. They have the larger cup sizes, so they might have the smaller chest sizes too.

 

[Enyone]

All in favor of creatying bras for people like us raise your hand


Yeaa but it's the same way with jeans too.. like why am I a 16 at old navy, a 18 according to L.E. I. and a fucking 80 at wal mart?

 

[dascoot]

Damn I know right? And shoes! I'm anywhere from an 8 to an 11, depending on where I get em.

I thought Ford fixed that size discrepancy shit with the Model T?

 

[Enyone]

WOA Same here with the shoes.. so i just narrowed my shoe place to payless
FUCK dillards! haha

I like mini coopers.. they're soo little but they're huge!! (looking at one by the way) I in no way feel like the BFG

 

[Sir_Garland]

VS only makes like 3 bras in my size and they are ugly. One time this sales lady had the nerve to say, "well we don't have that in a 32C but we DO have it in a 34B! "
*mind bitchslaps* Gee, thanks. <_<

 

[Enyone]

WOw.. that's like saying you're obviously in the wrong place.. please leave I cry at that part everytime

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by Sir_Garland@Oct 28 2005, 02:56 PM
VS only makes like 3 bras in my size and they are ugly. One time this sales lady had the nerve to say, "well we don't have that in a 32C but we DO have it in a 34B! "
*mind bitchslaps* Gee, thanks. <_<

:lol: A bra monger who doesn't understand the importance of proper cup size.

Way to suck, Victoria! k:

 

[andy]

*salivating all over the floor*

 

[andy]

Originally posted by dascoot@Oct 28 2005, 03:00 PM
Way to suck, Victoria! k:

And where can I find this Victoria?

 

[dascoot]

Andy's back! :wub:

 

[cultclassic]

*dedicates life to the bra crisis*

 

[dascoot]

Originally posted by cultclassic@Oct 28 2005, 08:37 PM
*dedicates life to the bra crisis*

You still got a Comic Gatherer and Robot Husband to work on, friend. <_<