White Trash Trailer Park Theater

[givemfitz]

Where you at 'possum butt? I gots me a poweful strong hankerin' for your cumpnee.

Git Bocephus!!! Go away!!! :angry:

I miss yewwwwwwwwww punkin' dumplin'!!!! Why for do yew forsake me so when ahm so good to yewwww?

I brung yew this here....this here......critter.

This here critter that someone jus left uhlayin' on the side of the road. Figured we could have us a "row man teak" dinner by the light of the sterno and maybe sit on the porch uhcountin' the starrz an pickin our teeth like we yewzd toooo.

Git Bocephus!!!!! <_< This ain't yor critter. It's fer mah darlin' sweet mizz Beaureguard!! :angry:

 

[leone]

*squeal* Awww! You finded me a critter? Lemme see!! Lemme see!! :wub:

 

[givemfitz]

I think it's a possum. Mostly.

 

[givemfitz]

I gots to go to work at the Hog prossissin...procisun...pruciczeon...slaughter house. Last one there don't get to take home no innards.

 

[leone]

Bring back some cecum and gallbladder!

 

[givemfitz]

I live only to folfill yor wishes fuzzy ducklin' I shall personaly crawl into the largest hog hiney on the premises to retrieve those delicacies jist fer yewwwwwww. :wub:

 

[leone]

:woo: We gonn' eat like them seelabrities tahnight!

 

[dascoot]

I was feeling so bummed out so I came here to reread this. Love you guys. :wub: :lol:

 

[leone]

:naughty:

 

[leone]

Uh-oh, I think Dingus ran off with the sheep again.

 

[givemfitz]

Only the ones I count when I sleep butter squash.

 

[leone]

It better be. <_<

 

[givemfitz]

Why for the cold shoulder all the live long day possum butt?

You only conversated with me the one time all day and that was jist so's you could lure me in fer a stab.
Now I knows thet the stabbin is love but a man gits powerful lonesome if'n thets all there is.

 

[leone]

Sorry, been a little distracted lately.


*busts out the flamethrower* :devil:

 

[givemfitz]

But I misses yew POWEFUL strong sweet puhtater. I'm jist wired fer yew an no one else pecan log. Why I aktewly gits wood now at the mere sight of a toaster. Cants even go in nowhere where the sells 'em. I gits arressted fer pithcin a tent on private property. :huh:

 

[leone]

Dammit Dingus! :!@#$: You're not gettin' anyway nears me! Your purdy talk wonn work. That's right! I know! I SAW you! :annoyed: Ol' Bessie Lou's still traumatized.

 

[givemfitz]

Awww shucks honey britches. Now yew know thet Bessy Lou was borned traumatized an done went an had herself a relapse. <_< I cain't go bein' responsible fer every heifer what flutters her eyeball hairs at me. C'mon now. Ya'll knows it's yew whats the only gal fer me.

 

[leone]

<_< Yeah, sure, that would be Bessie Lou if she didn't kick you with her hoof everytime!

 

[givemfitz]

Yews so cute when yew gits jellus. :wub:

 

[leone]

*breaks Jack Daniels bottle*

*lunges* :!@#$: