Whats your favorite M*A*S*H quote?

[m173627]

Its the best show to quote from:

"Meanwhile no mail, no money and my own personal undertaker out there with his hearse double parked!"

"Its nice to be nice to the nice!"

 

[givemfitz]

Episode in which Hawkeye learns that his father has been informed that he was killed. Hawkeye dictates this telegram:

"Dear Dad, I am not dead. Stop. Hope you are the same. Stop. Thinking of selling my golf clubs? Stop. Spending my insurance money? Stop."

 

[Sir_Garland]

Oh I loved MASH! Alan Alda is the man.