I friggin love these things. :lol:
Mr. Really Bad Toupee Wearer
Today we salute you, Mr. Really Bad Toupee Wearer
More than any neon sign or exploding scoreboard ever could, your chrome dome cover says "hey guys, look at me".
You think it looks natural, but it couldn't look phonier if it had a chin strap.
Made of space-age fibers, it can repel anything: rain, wind, snow, and especially young women.
So crack open an ice cold bud light Mr. Stud in a Rug, then crack open another for that thing in your head.
damnit, I meant to post this in the Humor section <_<
Mr. Really Bad Toupee Wearer
Today we salute you, Mr. Really Bad Toupee Wearer
More than any neon sign or exploding scoreboard ever could, your chrome dome cover says "hey guys, look at me".
You think it looks natural, but it couldn't look phonier if it had a chin strap.
Made of space-age fibers, it can repel anything: rain, wind, snow, and especially young women.
So crack open an ice cold bud light Mr. Stud in a Rug, then crack open another for that thing in your head.
damnit, I meant to post this in the Humor section <_<