New Year Resolutions

Mine:

Steal ^his money. :p



Edit: Dammit Fitz, you messed it up, now it looks all weird. :lol:
 
I've been trying not to die since the day I was born. As luck would have it.....turns out I'm pretty good at it. Batting 1000 so far. Can't help but have the haunting feeling though that one day I'm just not going to feel up to the task and I'll just decide to be lazy and stay in bed. And that's the day that rampaging badgers will break into my home looking for food and find only me. All tucked in. Lazy and defenseless. I bet I'm sure going to regret slamming my door in the face of that badger chow selling girl scout then.
 
My resolution is always the same: lose weight. But I think this year I'll also add: not lose my boyfriend either A. in the summer or B. at the two year mark. At this point, the guy who makes it past two years is a keeper!
 
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