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• Mar 30, 2006

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These have been done in the past so I decided that I'd start one right now.

A guy went to the pet store the other day...

 

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...to buy his dog ointment cream for his penis

 

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but on the way he ran into a banana shop...

 

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the banana shop apologized for getting in his way, explaining that it had never been very good with talking on the cell phone and walking at the same time

 

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but the guy wasn't having--given the fact that he was stressed from lack of sex. So he...

 

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purchased a high-powered sniper rifle, a bible, and a pack of chewing gum, and proceeded to climb the nearest bell tower.

 

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From which forth, he aimed for banana shop's legs and proceeded to shoot happily...he wanted to torture him before going in for the kill. But then...

 

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he choked on his gum and promptly died. The End.

 

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

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Originally posted by sketchyrx@Mar 30 2006, 11:00 PM
he choked on his gum and promptly died. The End.

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no no no. you got it all wrong. he choked his dick and wound up shooting himself in the face when he reached orgasm

 

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*perks up* Oooh hey, this is a Finish The Story thread I can get into.

 

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the man screamed in terror after realizing that what he shot himself in the face with wasn't a bullet :naughty:

 

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and then promptly died from the shock!

 

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Then along came Erin

 

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who worked for the Umbrella Corporation and revived him as a zombie...

 

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and screamed and ran away from this story. The zombie went to

 

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Disney world and disguised himself as Snow White so he could feast on the flesh of children

 

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Prince Charming asked Snow White why she was feasting on little childrens and she said