Story Game

[Space Cataz]

These have been done in the past so I decided that I'd start one right now.

A guy went to the pet store the other day...

 

[Caren H]

...to buy his dog ointment cream for his penis

 

[4swrds]

but on the way he ran into a banana shop...

 

[rewep]

the banana shop apologized for getting in his way, explaining that it had never been very good with talking on the cell phone and walking at the same time

 

[Caren H]

but the guy wasn't having--given the fact that he was stressed from lack of sex. So he...

 

[rewep]

purchased a high-powered sniper rifle, a bible, and a pack of chewing gum, and proceeded to climb the nearest bell tower.

 

[Caren H]

From which forth, he aimed for banana shop's legs and proceeded to shoot happily...he wanted to torture him before going in for the kill. But then...

 

[sketchyrx]

he choked on his gum and promptly died. The End.

 

[Caren H]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[rewep]

Originally posted by sketchyrx@Mar 30 2006, 11:00 PM
he choked on his gum and promptly died. The End.

no no no. you got it all wrong. he choked his dick and wound up shooting himself in the face when he reached orgasm

 

[dascoot]

*perks up* Oooh hey, this is a Finish The Story thread I can get into.

 

[Space Cataz]

the man screamed in terror after realizing that what he shot himself in the face with wasn't a bullet :naughty:

 

[sketchyrx]

and then promptly died from the shock!

 

[cultclassic]

Then along came Erin

 

[Space Cataz]

who worked for the Umbrella Corporation and revived him as a zombie...

 

[sketchyrx]

and screamed and ran away from this story. The zombie went to

 

[Space Cataz]

Disney world and disguised himself as Snow White so he could feast on the flesh of children

 

[sketchyrx]

Prince Charming asked Snow White why she was feasting on little childrens and she said