Two and a Half Men advert

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I'm looking for the trumpet tune they used for the advert for two and a half men. Its the one where alan is standing on a white background talking about himself and his family.

I just cant find it anywhere, I've asked countless times on Yahoo! Answers and emailed Comedy Central repeatedly and they are just completely irresponsive! I would be extremely appreciative if somebody could tell me it thanks.

Note:Its not Shirley Bassey - History Repeating.