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    I find some of them hard to believe.



    85% of men don't use the slit in their underwear.

    67.5% of men wear briefs.

    85% of women wear the wrong bra size.

    50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theaters to avoid the high prices of snack foods.

    90% believe in divine retribution.

    10% believe in the 10 Commandments.

    82% believe in an afterlife.

    45% believe in ghosts.

    29% of us are virgins when we marry.

    58.4% have called into work sick when we weren't.

    40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

    315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.

    On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

    35% give to charity at least once a month.

    69% eat the cake before the frosting.

    When nobody else is around, 47% drink straight from the carton.

    85% of us will eat Spam this year.

    70% of us drink orange juice daily.

    Snickers is the most popular candy.

    22% of us skip lunch daily.

    9% of us skip breakfast daily.

    66% of us eat cereal regularly.

    22% of all restaurant meals include French fries.

    14% of us eat the watermelon seeds.

    Only 13% brush our teeth from side to side.

    45% use mouthwash every day.

    29% of us ignore RSVP.

    71.6% of us eavesdrop.

    Less than 10% are trilingual.

    37% claim to know how to use all the features on their VCR.

    53% prefer ATM machines over tellers.

    56% of women do the bills in a marriage.

    2 out of 3 of us wouldn't give up our spouse even for a night for a million bucks.

    44% reuse tinfoil.

    57% save pretty gift paper to reuse.

    53% read their horoscopes regularly.

    16% of us have forgotten our own wedding anniversary.

    59% of us say we're average-looking.

    90% of us depend on alarm clocks to wake us.

    28% of us have skinny-dipped. 14% with the opposite sex.

    51% of adults dress up for a Halloween festivity.

    On average, we send 38 Christmas cards every year.

    20% of women consider their parents to be their best friends.

    2 out of 5 have married their first love.

    Only 4% asked the parents' approval for their bride's hand.

    1 in 5 men proposed on his knees.

    6% propose over the phone.

    71% can drive a stick-shift car.

    45% of us consistently follow the speed limit.

    2/3 of us speed up at a yellow light.

    1/3 of us don't wear seat belts.

    62% of us pop our zits.

    33% of women lie about their weight.

    10% of us claim to have seen a ghost.

    Only 30% of us know our cholesterol level.

    14% have attended a self-help meeting.

    15% regularly go to a shrink.

    78% would rather die quickly than live in a retirement home.
    As I lay there gazing up at the billions of stars above my head in complete awe of creations beauty and vastness the most pressing question on my mind about the meaning of it all was, "Where in the hell is my roof?"

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    Some of those should be higher. :lol:

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    Originally posted by givemfitz@Nov 9 2007, 10:42 AM
    85% of men don't use the slit in their underwear.
    :lol:

    Who uses the slit? I always thought it was useless.

    Homer Simpson: "I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman."

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    Originally posted by leone@Nov 9 2007, 10:51 AM
    Some of those should be higher. :lol:
    And some lower.

    29% are virgins when they marry? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
    As I lay there gazing up at the billions of stars above my head in complete awe of creations beauty and vastness the most pressing question on my mind about the meaning of it all was, "Where in the hell is my roof?"

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    Originally posted by goodasgold+Nov 9 2007, 10:59 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (goodasgold @ Nov 9 2007, 10:59 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-givemfitz@Nov 9 2007, 10:42 AM
    85% of men don't use the slit in their underwear.
    :lol:

    Who uses the slit? I always thought it was useless.

    [/b][/quote]
    Tighty whities? :lol:
    As I lay there gazing up at the billions of stars above my head in complete awe of creations beauty and vastness the most pressing question on my mind about the meaning of it all was, "Where in the hell is my roof?"

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    57% save pretty gift paper to reuse.
    I like this one.

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