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I find some of them hard to believe.



85% of men don't use the slit in their underwear.

67.5% of men wear briefs.

85% of women wear the wrong bra size.

50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theaters to avoid the high prices of snack foods.

90% believe in divine retribution.

10% believe in the 10 Commandments.

82% believe in an afterlife.

45% believe in ghosts.

29% of us are virgins when we marry.

58.4% have called into work sick when we weren't.

40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.

On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

35% give to charity at least once a month.

69% eat the cake before the frosting.

When nobody else is around, 47% drink straight from the carton.

85% of us will eat Spam this year.

70% of us drink orange juice daily.

Snickers is the most popular candy.

22% of us skip lunch daily.

9% of us skip breakfast daily.

66% of us eat cereal regularly.

22% of all restaurant meals include French fries.

14% of us eat the watermelon seeds.

Only 13% brush our teeth from side to side.

45% use mouthwash every day.

29% of us ignore RSVP.

71.6% of us eavesdrop.

Less than 10% are trilingual.

37% claim to know how to use all the features on their VCR.

53% prefer ATM machines over tellers.

56% of women do the bills in a marriage.

2 out of 3 of us wouldn't give up our spouse even for a night for a million bucks.

44% reuse tinfoil.

57% save pretty gift paper to reuse.

53% read their horoscopes regularly.

16% of us have forgotten our own wedding anniversary.

59% of us say we're average-looking.

90% of us depend on alarm clocks to wake us.

28% of us have skinny-dipped. 14% with the opposite sex.

51% of adults dress up for a Halloween festivity.

On average, we send 38 Christmas cards every year.

20% of women consider their parents to be their best friends.

2 out of 5 have married their first love.

Only 4% asked the parents' approval for their bride's hand.

1 in 5 men proposed on his knees.

6% propose over the phone.

71% can drive a stick-shift car.

45% of us consistently follow the speed limit.

2/3 of us speed up at a yellow light.

1/3 of us don't wear seat belts.

62% of us pop our zits.

33% of women lie about their weight.

10% of us claim to have seen a ghost.

Only 30% of us know our cholesterol level.

14% have attended a self-help meeting.

15% regularly go to a shrink.

78% would rather die quickly than live in a retirement home.
 
Originally posted by givemfitz@Nov 9 2007, 10:42 AM
85% of men don't use the slit in their underwear.
:lol:

Who uses the slit? I always thought it was useless.

:ph34r:
 
Originally posted by leone@Nov 9 2007, 10:51 AM
Some of those should be higher. :lol:
And some lower.

29% are virgins when they marry? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. ;)
 
Originally posted by goodasgold+Nov 9 2007, 10:59 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (goodasgold @ Nov 9 2007, 10:59 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-givemfitz@Nov 9 2007, 10:42 AM
85% of men don't use the slit in their underwear.
:lol:

Who uses the slit? I always thought it was useless.

:ph34r: [/b][/quote]
Tighty whities? :lol:
 
Originally posted by givemfitz@Nov 9 2007, 01:42 PM
Only 4% asked the parents' approval for their bride's hand.
I was actually thinking about this the other day. I mean when I was a kid it sounded all romantic and shit but now that I think about it, fuck that. It's not my dad's decision, it's MINE. Ask ME, ya know?
 
78% would rather die quickly than live in a retirement home.

So true, so true. I always say that I wanna die before someone else has to clean up my shit. I'd rather just not live past the age of about 70 if I can't take care of myself.
 
Originally posted by goodasgold+Nov 9 2007, 12:59 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (goodasgold @ Nov 9 2007, 12:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-givemfitz@Nov 9 2007, 10:42 AM
85% of men don't use the slit in their underwear.
:lol:

Who uses the slit? I always thought it was useless.

:ph34r: [/b][/quote]
Depends on briefs or boxers. I assume everyone uses it with boxers. I haven't worn briefs since I was 8.
 
Originally posted by Bloodlessr+Nov 9 2007, 03:55 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Bloodlessr @ Nov 9 2007, 03:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by goodasgold@Nov 9 2007, 12:59 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-givemfitz
@Nov 9 2007, 10:42 AM
85% of men don't use the slit in their underwear.

:lol:

Who uses the slit? I always thought it was useless.

:ph34r:
Depends on briefs or boxers. I assume everyone uses it with boxers. I haven't worn briefs since I was 8. [/b][/quote]
Briefs suck anyway, they look so gay. Boxers are where it's at. ;)
 
And commando? Where is that on the list? :p
 
Originally posted by givemfitz@Nov 9 2007, 09:41 PM
And commando? Where is that on the list? :p
One of my ex-boyfriends went commando...all the time. Like, he didn't even OWN any underwear. 'Twas very strange. I'm a boxer-briefs kinda gal myself. ;)
 
I only go commando in sweats or shorts on occasions that I know I'm coming right back home. Quick trips to the store or a drive-thru but I know women that do the same. :p
 
So there are actually people who use the slit huh? I tried once. Never liked the experience.
 
The inconvenient opening strategically placed for convenience sake in the front of mens underwear. They don't have that in Europe?
 
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