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    Fortune, in its infinite wisdom and with a sense of irony, never tires of remarking upon just how few doors have been opened for you by your job at the knob factory.
    Fortune is an ass.
    As I lay there gazing up at the billions of stars above my head in complete awe of creations beauty and vastness the most pressing question on my mind about the meaning of it all was, "Where in the hell is my roof?"

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    A steady breeze from the east will whisper a former lovers name in your ear today, mocking you ruthlessly for ever having been intimate with someone called "Woooouuuuussssshhhhhh."
    As I lay there gazing up at the billions of stars above my head in complete awe of creations beauty and vastness the most pressing question on my mind about the meaning of it all was, "Where in the hell is my roof?"

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    Fortune hopes you don't become too depressed today when the judge reminds you yet again that personal problems cannot be solved by a simple suitable application of high explosives.
    As I lay there gazing up at the billions of stars above my head in complete awe of creations beauty and vastness the most pressing question on my mind about the meaning of it all was, "Where in the hell is my roof?"

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    Not if you use 'em properly. :devil:

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    Explosives = good.

    Personal problems = bad.
    Faith means not wanting to know what is true. - Nietzsche

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    The stars foretell a real eye opener for you today as you weigh your limited options while contemplating the various career advancement opportunities available to you and come face to face with the realization that you are too old for a paper route, too young for social security and too tired to sleep with your current boss.
    As I lay there gazing up at the billions of stars above my head in complete awe of creations beauty and vastness the most pressing question on my mind about the meaning of it all was, "Where in the hell is my roof?"

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