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    You unwittingly leave for work filled with anticipation for what the new day may hold in store when you notice that the stars are smiling upon you during breakfast.
    What you failed to notice however was that they were smiling while pissing in your fruitloops. The stars can be real pricks that way. Never trust the stars.
    As I lay there gazing up at the billions of stars above my head in complete awe of creations beauty and vastness the most pressing question on my mind about the meaning of it all was, "Where in the hell is my roof?"

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    You will be filled with shock and horror today at the realization that the world still suffers from no shortage of uncooth, uneducated, backward thinking animals when an emergency call of nature forces you to visit a KKK rally restroom.
    As I lay there gazing up at the billions of stars above my head in complete awe of creations beauty and vastness the most pressing question on my mind about the meaning of it all was, "Where in the hell is my roof?"

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    You find new meaning to the phrase "When you snooze you lose" upon waking from a 5 year coma and discovering that not only do you no longer have a house, car, or bank account but that the only thing you have left, the clothes that you were wearing when you arrived at the hospital, are now too large.
    As I lay there gazing up at the billions of stars above my head in complete awe of creations beauty and vastness the most pressing question on my mind about the meaning of it all was, "Where in the hell is my roof?"

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    You will take the first step in avoiding a lifetime of disappointment today when you finally stop thinking to yourself a negative "I will not succeed" and begin thinking a far more positive "I WILL fail.
    As I lay there gazing up at the billions of stars above my head in complete awe of creations beauty and vastness the most pressing question on my mind about the meaning of it all was, "Where in the hell is my roof?"

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    :lol: Failure is always an option! :nerd:

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    Today will be a GREAT day. You will recieve an unexpected promotion at work when your supervisor collapses due to job related stress and exhaustion. Congratulations!!!!
    As I lay there gazing up at the billions of stars above my head in complete awe of creations beauty and vastness the most pressing question on my mind about the meaning of it all was, "Where in the hell is my roof?"

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