h34r: Here are some helpful lines just in case....
10) They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
9) This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.
8) Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You probably got here just in time!
7) I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.
6) I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.
5) I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stess. Do you discriminate toward people who practice Yoga?
4) Dang! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
3) The coffee machine is broken...
2) Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot...
1) .....in Jesus' name, Amen.
h34r: