Hellmann's Mayo (not the stripper one!)

I have a friend in Ireland looking for an old Hellmann's mayo jingle. The only line he can remember from it is "chips fall for it;" it was full of food-related double meanings. Salads flip for it, or something?

I thought it would probably be different between Ireland and the US just because 1) Americans aren't likely to call fries "chips," and 2) it's not as big a thing to put mayo on fries/chips in the States.

My friend says it fits perfectly to "Californication" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers and wants to know the words so he can play them together on the guitar.

"Bring out the Hellmann's, and bring out the best!"

Thanks!