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1. What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman? You can drop her off anywhere.

2. What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.

3. What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with? Whatever she wants. He's sleeping.

4. Where does virgin wool come from? Ugly sheep.

5. How do you spot the blind man at a nudist colony? It isn't hard.

6. How can you make your wife mad while making love? Call her from your cell phone.

7. What does the bride of a Polish man get that's long and hard on her wedding night? His last name.

8. What's the down side to a threesome? You'll likely disappoint two women instead of just one.

9. How do you know you're really ugly? Dogs close their eyes when they're humping your leg.

10. Why were hurricanes named after women? Because they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and car.

11. What's the similarity between a hurricane and a Louisiana divorce? Somebody's gonna' lose a trailer.
 
Originally posted by Bloodlessr@Jan 26 2006, 03:28 PM
Nice.
I know that switch from a shocked face then the ellipse into a capslocked "lol" followed by the finishing of the lol smiley.....just beautiful......perfect I tell ya perfect..... :D
 
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