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    Junior Member twilitezone911's Avatar
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    Default tell me a children's joke !

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    teacher said to her class: " do you know that a woman swam a english
    channel ? "
    a student said : " at house, we don't get that channel on our tv ! "

    a phone ring at a house, and a little boy answer it !
    little boy : " hello! "
    father : " hi, kiddo! "
    boy: " hello, daddy! "
    father : " kiddo, let me talk to mommy ! "
    boy : " daddy, she is busy, and she can't talk to you now ! "
    father : " kiddo, why is so busy ? "
    boy : " daddy, she is outside talking to police and firemen! "
    father : " kiddo, why is mommy talking to police and firemen ? "
    boy : " daddy, because they looking for me ? "
    father: " kiddo, where are you that they can't find you ? "
    boy : " daddy, i hiding under a dining room's table ?"

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    Junior Member Larry234's Avatar
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    Default Re: tell me a children joke !

    My son when he was 6: "Dad, can we get a cat?" Me: "Your mom is allergic to cats, so, no." My son: "When mom dies can we get a cat?" Me: "Sure."

    My cousin's daughter's response to "I love you", was "I love me too" for the longest time.

    On the potty seat: "My poop is coming. It's packing its suitcase!"

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